Definitions by Hym Iam
Overt
It is a good word to describe last night.
Iam "They were pretty overt last night... It was a little disconcerting..."
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
Hym "I know! And they didn't even send my neighbor over so I could slut her out!"
Iam "Well... They must not be keeping as good of track of us as they think. The one seemed salutary" 🤷
Hym "That just means we have a bunch of underutilized minions running about..."
Iam "I suppose..."
Hym *sigh* "This has turned into a quite the cluster-fuck..." 🤦
Arbitrate
Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."
Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"
Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"
Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔
Hym "How do you mean?"
Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."
Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"
Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"
Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"
Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"
Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"
Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔
Hym "How do you mean?"
Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."
Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"
Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"
Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"
Restaurant
You aren't stopping me
Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number
Hym "Really, it's like the chimp ladder experiment where they put bananas at the top of the ladder and maced or shocked or whatever the monkeys and then (one at a time) swapped out the 🐒. The new monkey would try to go for the banana and the other monkeys would beat the shit out of them. They continued to swap out the monkeys (one at a time) until none of the original monkeys remained. From that point on, each time a new monkey went to go for the bananas, the monkeys would be the shit out of them EVEN THOUGH none of them remaining monkeys had been punished they way the original group had been punished. They didn't even understand why they were trying to stop each other from getting the bananas. None of them had experienced the original round of punishment. That's what this is like. It shouldn't be like that. You shouldn't be like monkeys. You should be people. But you won't even try to listen to reason. What does saying the name of the last restaurant I went to ACTUALLY do? Does it do nothing? Are you reminding that you're watching me? How well are you actually watching me? Huh? In the last 7 days, how many children have I driven past? Well, can you quote me the number
or are you NOT DOING THE THING YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? THEY'RE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE (those two things). Which is it? Well? How about this, if it's the former, have my hot neighbor come over and give me a ride (since you have so much control) and if it's the latter, how about you go fuck yourself. How does that sound?"
Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."
Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."
Iam "I know but we..."
Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"
Iam 😓 "Maybe he was right about them not being able to think..."
Hym "That isn't an excuse! This is ridiculous. They're ramping up."
Iam "I know but we..."
Hym "No 'buts'! The danger is real. This makes any subsequent action retaliatory. This is why you don't imitate the creature. Can't even go to a fucking restaurant!"
Restaurant by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Itadakimasu
Iam "Uuuuh weeeell... Yeah maybe the vegans have a point... And the Hindus... Huh. Interestingly enough The japanese say itadakimasu 🙏 before they eat. It's like saying grace. It's weird that we both do that..."
Hym "Blegh! I can still feel it's sludge on me..."
Iam "Just wipe it off..."
Hym "I'm trying! They're emboldened now."
Iam "Yeah... You know I really wish I could get you to see reason on this one. There are some serious and sinister implications regarding the thing you guys are doing....Oh and hey I just realized that 'Daki' is probably named that ironically! Right? Cus it probably means 'humility' or something and she's a narcissist who thinks people who aren't beautiful are lesser than her."
Hym *shutters* "Egh! God I hate this!"
Hym "Blegh! I can still feel it's sludge on me..."
Iam "Just wipe it off..."
Hym "I'm trying! They're emboldened now."
Iam "Yeah... You know I really wish I could get you to see reason on this one. There are some serious and sinister implications regarding the thing you guys are doing....Oh and hey I just realized that 'Daki' is probably named that ironically! Right? Cus it probably means 'humility' or something and she's a narcissist who thinks people who aren't beautiful are lesser than her."
Hym *shutters* "Egh! God I hate this!"
Itadakimasu by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Being known
Egh! 🤢
Hym "Belgh! I hate being known. I can feel their grubby psychic monkey tendrils on me 🤢 And NO we are not 'the universe experiencing itself subjectively' you fucking hippie. Are you experiencing Saturn? How about the black hole at the center of the Galaxy? Huh? How's that treating you? I know you experience Uranus every time you speak out of it. Differentiated souls. Idiots! I swear!"
Being known by Hym Iam July 26, 2022