Definitions by Hym Iam
Knowledge
Hym "My feelings have nothing to do with it. It's knowledge. I know my account of reality is correct. Your argument is basically 'well, there's no evidence I shot you so you're not dead.' And don't worry about what I'm goong to do about it. You're like Stan Smith from that episode of American Dad where he feels that Steve is getting soft so he starts dressing like a teenager and dollowing Steve around and bullying him until he stands up to him (Stan). All the while using this carrying a box of oranges up several flights of stairs. Insisting that 'if you don't do things the right way you won't have a good life.' The conflict resolves after Steve hires Stan's old bully Stelio Kantos to beat up Stan. He prefaces the beatdown by saying 'What do you care how I get the oranges up the stairs?' and that Stelio was going to beat him until he (Stan) says that the oranges are 'up the stairs.' It's a good episode from the best show (arguably). But it applies. And you are Machiavellian. Look... Hold on... searching... 'Machiavelli believed that public and private morality had to be understood as two different things in order to rule well. As a result, a ruler must be concerned not only with reputation, but also must be positively willing to act unscrupulously at the right times.' See that? Who does that sound like? Not me. I've said repeatedly that the very idea of a private morality disproves belief in a purported proposition ethic (not in so many words but implicitly)"
Rule
Yeah, she (my mother) took that one and ran to that bank with it didn't she? Bet you're enjoying that aren't you, ya smug, pretentious, clown?
Hym "I how up to work and everyone I see knows who I am and what I'm about. You can't shame me, fraud. That's some female shit. The sexual differentiation isn't looking all that substantial right now..."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
Iam "Hey, that's actually a pretty apt description of what's happening! About the peace thing I mean...
Hym "I don't care! And that Exodus 90 shit is some cult shit! Super cult shit! This bitch Mikaila isn't IN the cult. She IS the cult! She's like the Smallville girl! That's how they work, man. They lure you to their jungle compound. Everything seems chill at first but then they start shaving your head. Uh oh! You're the chosen one. And now you're chained up in the 'room of ethereal healing' and Mikhaila is pouring candle wax on your chest. You wake up the next morning and BOOM! you're in a wickerman. There are bees everywhere. They light the statue on fire."
Iam *sigh* "The rule..."
Hym "Ah, yes. And that's what conservatives are known for... 'being likeable.' I would say conservative parenting has an inverse correlation with rearing kids who adopt this conservative ideology. Every devote atheist, every lispy queer, they all seem to have the same backstory. Conservative religious parents. You know the one. I'm just speculating (mind you). Looks like another example of conservatives creating their own problems. And when I spoke about the narcissistic machiavellians I talking about the parent types."
Doxxing
Yeah, it's not a problem when it happens to me though is a Gayve? We don't have anything to say about it when it's not the literal cripple you're shilling for, do we? Nah... I didn't think so.
Fascist
Nope! Nice try though. I said that the woke left was a "parody" of right wing moral rigidity. And, therefore, conservatives being fascist does not constitute me being wrong. SARGENT NEVER-WRONG!!! (I was promoted)
Hym "AH YES! The 'Hyper-genius.' He's a 'Hyper-genius' who lied and paid his way to the top and writes code that actually-proficient coders call 'a hairball'and had to replace. The 'Hyper-genius' who was corrected about something by one of his engineers, fired the engineer, and then fixed what needed to be corrected and took credit for the idea. The 'Hyper-genius' who is only 'a little bit of a fascist.' Yeah..."
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
Iam "Oh holy shit! WE WERE THE ANTI-ELON ALL ALONG!"
Hym "Huh? OH! We DID say that didn't we?"
Iam "No, look. We are an actual genius (by both definitions of the term), who doesn't even get credit for his own ideas, and actually helps people..."
Hym "... And he's a retard, who gets credit for OTHER PEOPLE'S work, AND exploits people! You're right! We were the anti-elon all along! Ahahahahahahahaa!"
Hammer guy
Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Iam "You're just now getting to this?"
Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"
Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
Hammer guy by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
Hollywood
Does it bother you at all that I succeeded where you failed without even trying? Like... One of you is a failed writer, two of you are failed actors, the third is a failed producer and here I am producing better results than the already hyper successful people using my work with minimal effort.
Dog man "BuT yOuR nOt ReApInG tHe BeNeFiTs!"
Hym "Right but only because your purported prepositional ethic (i.e. you religion) is a lie that not even you believe and NOT because my innate dialogical prowess is worth more that your hard work. Shit, you sound like me with that retard. Ha! Hilarious! It's funny to see these failed Hollywood guys try and trivialize what I've done as though it's not HARDER then what they tried and failed to do."
Hym "Right but only because your purported prepositional ethic (i.e. you religion) is a lie that not even you believe and NOT because my innate dialogical prowess is worth more that your hard work. Shit, you sound like me with that retard. Ha! Hilarious! It's funny to see these failed Hollywood guys try and trivialize what I've done as though it's not HARDER then what they tried and failed to do."