Definitions by Hym Iam

Backdrop 

Yup... That's hot. I dig it. Showing a little waistline. Yeah. Which begs the question: How did that one sports illustrated photographer get his job? Sure as hell wasn't some kind of competence hierarchy...

Hym "The backdrop is hot. 👍 I dig it."

Backdrop by Hym Iam January 7, 2023

Known 

Hey... You want to hear a joke?

Hym "Hey... You want to hear a joke?"

Iam "Um, yeah. Sure."

Hym "Bet you don't want to be known for that... *snickers* Get it? Bet you don't want to be known for that."

Iam "HA! Heheheheh that's pretty good. I get it. Hehehehehehe"

Known by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

The Great Pyramids

Here's a theory for you: The Great Pyramids. What if they didn't build them up? What if they dug them down?

Iam "Like, if there were these larger limestone landforms in the desert (not plateaus but the other things) and they just chiseled their way down. Carved out blocks and polished it on the way down. Dug out the tombs. That would answer the question "how did they move those giant blocks!?" They didn't. They chiseled it out like a statue. Used a giant metal wire to saw them into blocks. More plausible than aliens. And you could ask 'well, why don't we see these other giant limestone land masses?' I don't know. Do limestone landmasses crumble over time? Buy yeah, there you go. There's my 'how the great pyramids were made theory'." 🤷 ♂️

The Great Pyramids by Hym Iam January 5, 2023

The Culture War 

2 groups of assholes using their desire to curate their children's reality to justify imposing thier self-embodied perfection/universal submission ethic on the world.

Hym "Like that scene from the anime about me where the goblins tie a bunch of women to carts and use them as arrow shields... The Culture War is little more than that, but with children. 'Stop shooting arrows at my fuck trophies!' 'NO! YOU stop shooting arrows at MY fuck trophies!' Like... Your kids existing... doesn't mean I have to do (or not do) anything. Seriously. I can't do what I want because your wife didn't fuck me? No. That's not how that works. You not liking the reality you've chosen subject your children to is justification for you controlling me. Now... You're going to try to refute this using historical precedent. That's not a good argument. But it's ok. I have the solution. If you want me to do or not-do a thing. Your wife can suck my dick. She can suck my dick and I will (then) consider doing or not doing the thing. But that's reality. Plenty of children have been subjected to far worse (historically). That's the reality you exist in. I know. It sucks. The bright side is that it's temporary. So.... Enjoy that I guess..."

The Culture War by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Rhaenyra

I know it's late but... NOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Clanking and banging in the background*
Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
*Clanking and banging continues*
Iam "............."

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

*Loud bang*
Iam "HEY! That almost hit me..."

Hym "RHAENYRA NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

Iam *sigh* "He liked the other one... "😒

Hym "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
*Clanking and banging resumes*

Rhaenyra by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Edelgard

More like Baedelgard.

Iam "They knew! They knew I wouldn't be able to resist picking Edelgard! She creates an institute of study that allows Lindhart to focus on his intellectual pursuits while other people implement them!? That's totally me! He's 'more of a theorist!?' What!? Holy shit! This is great? Who says I'm not seeing any benefits? Heh... I can't believe it!"

Edelgard by Hym Iam January 3, 2023

Co-writer 

Ohohohohohoho! Maybe not a charlatan! Are we starting to believe the things we say? Because I was going to go on a about how meritocracy isn't real and use myself as evidence... You know? Cause of all the blatant and public exploitation? But that might no longer be necessary! I don't have a bank account so just bring a briefcase full of money.

Hym "OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!! Oh!? Is the world-changing, genius philosopher your co-writer now!? Is that was makes your book so deep? Because it was co-written by the Mariana trench in human form? Hohohohohohoho! You're a lucky guy! To have the world's greatest mind on retainer like that. Maybe I was wrong about you!"

Iam "You forgot the 'convenient excuse' part..."

Hym "Huh? Oh! Ah shit! Yeah, Autism would be a super convenient excuse for my behavior. Untouchable! Beyond contempt! Above scrutiny! Better than everyone! Ahahahahahaha!"

Co-writer by Hym Iam January 3, 2023