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Definitions by Hym Iam

*Insert amorphous abstraction here* 

You're missing the point. If you liking me doesn't translate to or manifest in the form of anything tangible, whether or not you like me is irrelevant. It's not conflation, you've rendered yourself moot. And it's not that what you're saying is untrue BUT it seems to be the cases that anything other than affirming their love of big fat cocks is unacceptable. I'm not doing anything that anybody else isn't doing. And I maintain that my position is and has alway been: I have a right to know what's going on around me. Even if that means the people around me lose a degree of social leverage. It isn't not my responsibility to accept an

imposed form of ignorance that is used explicitly to keep me from using my own capacity for choice and keep my behavior convenient. It's only "not real" because if it IS REAL then the random circumabulation of my mind is worth more than your entire life's work. In the same way that some atheist don't want to believe that God is real because if it IS REAL it means that your soul is going to burn forever.
Hym "The problem with the assertion that an outcome is the result of *Insert amorphous abstraction here* is that the logical conclusion always leads to an existential superiority claim. Do you *Insert amorphous abstraction here* as hard as an Alaskan crab fisherman? No? So then were does the disproportionate success come from? *insert existential superiority claim* Well, you could say, 'The job has a different "type" of difficulty' BUT are you accounting for mitigating variables in your self assessment? Does association mitigate the 'difficulty' of garnering disproportionate success? Then, why are people so willing to associate with you as opposed to other? *Insert existential superiority claim* So, what is the point of using these amorphous abstractions? It's a convenient out when you're engaged in verbal conflict. You can always drag the conflict down into the realm of semantics at a moments notice. Imagine, we're in conflict over our disparate outcomes. You posit *Insert amorphous abstraction here* as justification for the disparity. I am then forced to either accept your definition of what constitutes *Insert amorphous abstraction here* (Which I have no reason to do because we're in conflict) OR I have convince you that your definition of *Insert amorphous abstraction here* is flawed or incongruous with objective reality (Which I will never be able to do because you would never render your own outcome unjustified). It's just a word-trick."

The creative's creative

Who is it? It's me! I am Hym.

Hym "I'm the creative's creative. You don't HAVE to watch.... Anymore... And it's more than just representation. People found it compelling enough to include in their work. I'm not claiming it is more than it is, you're claim it's less. It's not more than it is and neither are you. And that's fine. That's your opinion. Your opinion is wrong but... Alright ๐Ÿคท โ™‚๏ธ You can say you hate it. Good. I'm glad I can be a herpe on the pussy of life. It's letting you fuck it.
You're tearing it up man. Does it feel good? Anything I can do for you? Rub your back while you thrust? You getting warm? Should I spritz you with the water bottle. Throw you some money? But that herpe is just... THERE ain't it? Stop looking at it. Just ignore it and keep thrusting. You're already in. You already got it. But that shit is tight! Oof! Man, but that herpe is just pulsating ain't it? Don't matter. Look at her. She's loving it! And people have gotten paid for less. You can say that you DON'T hate it. That's cool too. Here. โœŒ there's a peace sign for you. Did you know that if you type in 'Two' on android one of the auto-correct options if the peace-sign? It works with 'two' AND 'peace'. BUT โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿซ if you type in the NUMBER 2 it gives you dice with the number rolled to show 2. โš See? You learned something. It's high quality and educational. Maybe a little demoralizing but, hey, this is kind of a macabre specticale anyway. A 'violent pornography' if you will (type that into your youtube seach bar). You can explain it away until you're blue in the face but maybe.... Just maybe... If I was going what you were doing she'd like it more... Hehehehehehehe.... Get it? Todd gets it... Heh... 'The creative's creative' "
The creative's creative by Hym Iam February 25, 2023

Good enough 

No. I don't think I'm good enough.... I think I'm better than everyone! At an existential level! From the moment of my birth until the day of my death and beyond! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "And I'm right! Which is cool. You don't really need to carry me around on a Xerxes throne though.... A placard would be good enough for me.... Maybe a little certificate that reads "The was once a man who was better than everyone and I am Hym!"
Good enough by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
Easily conflated with control
Iam "I saw this TikTok video and the guy made a really good point about how care is used as a form of manipulation... I can't remember the guy's name... It's started with an 'N'... Like Nahtey... He looked Eastern Asian... Medium brown skin, straight medium-length black hair...Possibly Indian. But he said how you would be able to tell the difference between whether or not it was care or control is whether or not the only purpose the care serves is to make you more convenient for the people providing the care. And that's what my parents and the other people don't understand... It's like I'm in the desert hanging off a cliff and their solution is to piss on my face to keep me cool..."
Care by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
A physical, flying type move with 35 base power.
Iam "I probably owe peck a thank you... or an apology... Oh well... I mean, if it's hell it wouldn't do any good anyway... Heh..."

Hym "Ha! Probably! Shit! He might even owe us a thank you! Hahahahahahaha!"
Peck by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!
Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"
Truth by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

This cage thing 

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." ๐Ÿ˜‡ *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘‹ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ณ โ™‚๏ธ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐Ÿ˜

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐Ÿคจ

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Michael ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer ๐Ÿ‘ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜–

Micahel ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐Ÿ˜
Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜‡

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ
This cage thing by Hym Iam February 24, 2023