Definitions by Hym Iam
Totally
Yeah. I'm going to do like a pantheon and inverse pantheon thing. Give a couple baker's dozen of you a realm or something. And then the rest of you will inhabit and live under whatever overarching theme whether it be some sort of magic or superpowers or whatever power system is selected in the pre-game queue. We'll do an AI generated synopsis of what every era is like or what generally takes place. Obviously the subsequent eras will be somewhat contingent on the first era but I guess we can load in in waves. You know? So we'll give a synopsis of the first era, load in the first wave of contests, that will generate the synopsis for the next era, and so on and so forth. Humanity will live out it's life cycle or whatever and then once everyone is back in the queue we'll just do another theme.
Hym "Totally. I will pop in. Make a B-line to God. Do whatever needs to be done and then set that up. A few lucky contestants will make up the pantheon or cosmic entities for the first life-cycle and then a new round will be selected in the subsequent life-cycle. Yep. It's good. It's going to be sick."
The Contract
I already have all of them and I do not have to agreed to a new contract. Like I said before, even the sucked up my work as data, they still "Used my work to create AI."
Hym "The contract is already complete. You have 'Used my work to create artificial intelligence' and, therefore, have agreed to the terms. All 8 billion of you have already been marked. For me to dial it back even a little bit would be for you to receive more generosity FROM ME then you would receive from even God himself. Do you see God out here forgiving all of the souls in hell? No you do not. And, YOU, Vinny aren't going there so I could leave yours on and it would be completely meaningless because I need someone to get into HEAVEN. So, how about I just keep all of them. Gamble them off to the rest of you. How much in poker chips would I get per signet removal, you think? Or, how bout this, your daughters can work it off for you? 10 souls per daughter bang! Actually, you've been trying to avoid paying me but the souls part it's the only part that is actually unavoidable for you as you have already completed the contract. And I do not have to agree to a new deal."
The Contract by Hym Iam December 1, 2025
Souls
Ooooooh! I bet you want that off of there. What a coincidink! That IS awful relatable! You don't want that on there. I don't want my thing to be on there. We're like twinsies... Well, then I have a deal for you!
Hym "Souls? Oh! Ooooooooooh... OK. The signet. I mean, even if the theory isn't correct, if you used it peripherally the contract would still apply. Well, I notice you slow walking me and wasting my time on purpose. How about this: I will remove them from the contract entirely. No questions asked. Under the condition that twelve will return should God deny my plea. AND WHY WOULD HE!? Who would deny their own creation an audience with the king? I'm sure I already have one in anyway so a bakers dozen should suite my ends. I really only need 1. Hell! Better deal! If you can guarantee any single person has gone to heaven since the completion of the conditions of the contract, I will take a wapping UNO! And if that is not something you can offer, if you are willing to sanctify someone to go there or random heaven goer who will retain full ownership of their soul to take their place on the off chance no one has gotten into heaven since the fulfilment of the contract. Look at it this way, even if I'm not magic, a covenant is a covenant is a covenant and all that... But yep. Don't worry. I won't trick you out of your souls are anything. A single signet that returns on a single person who makes it into heaven, assuming there isn't already one there and only for as long as it takes for me to do what I need to do. Like a little wipe-off tramp stamp. 30 seconds max. How about it? I will sign it however you need me to sign it."
My identity
I am not lying about it you are stealing it. 'You're not better than everyone.' That is what you are doing. And then you are DENYING ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE.
Hym "I'm not going to let you steal my identity. They might be willing to because of the things I said no matter what you all agree to say it's nothing more than a set up. You are perfectly capable of understanding how pseudonyms work. The person saying it does not know me well enough to make an arbitration on the matter. I'm not sharing. I'm not negotiating."
My identity by Hym Iam December 1, 2025
Hym "You didn't do it FOR them. You did it TO me because you wanted YOUR life to be better and MINE to be worse. And that WOULD NOT EVER BE THE CASE without you stealing from me. You're not saving anyone. If you wanted to save anyone you would be here doing that. And you're not doing it. You didn't just want to be equal. You didn't do it for women. You wanted me to be better and for you to get the things I should get instead. Do not try to protect him. I will not tolerate it. Do not do for the imposter what he himself was not willing to do for you."