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Definitions by Hym Iam

Look it's Gojo 

Yup. And Yuta probably and The Homelander and probably Omni-Man And Cid Kagenou and Kiyotaka Ayanokoji and possibly the guy from from Kingdom of Ruin and Negan and the Joker and Damian Wayne and Lucifer Morningstar... Yup... I'm a bunch of dudes...
Hym "I'm also the spirit of the lie/manipulation according to Jordan. Right? So, when you lie or manipulate you don't live your own life. You live the life of the spirit of the lie. So, I'm like a disembodied spirit too... I mean, I'm literally a demon that has possessed like a dozen people. Maybe even more, I don't know. I'm like a Baphomet. I also inevitably kill God."

Clearly a fan "Look it's Gojo!"

Hym "Yah! And a bunch of other dudes. Technically and literally the greatest writer since Shakespeare. Probably even better."
Look it's Gojo by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
There are a lot of things he cannot do in that retard group home. The least trivial of which is fucking.
Hym "Doesn't matter if he's 18 he's either a pedophile or she's a retard molester. The precedent has already been set by someone with actual authority."
18 by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

Manifesto 

Hey, if conservatives got their hands on that school shooter's manifesto, how do we know they didn't tamper with it? And why the school shooter that killed Catholic kids the day after Matt Walsh said he was waging a "holy war" on the trans amd not the other school shooters?
Hym "The manifesto leak didn't say anything about their motivation. They just expressed the vague desire to kill but that isn't motive. So, what did they leave out and why THAT shooter and not the other shooters?
Manifesto by Hym Iam November 25, 2023

Strategically Moronic 

How so? Pretty sure I got you to consent to the murder of your own kids. I mean... You're already primed to do it by your religion but... Still... It's funny.
Hym "Nothing strategically moronic about it

If you would have said to me 'Stop watching me and don't fuck that retard and pay me for my labor or I'll murder your kids' I would have been like 'Okie dokie.' And I would have went home and played Baldur's Gate 3. That's the definition of asininity." 🤷 ♂️
Strategically Moronic by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

The public 

No you assholes are just as bad as that rich fucking retard you hate. I've seen you shit-heads trample eachother to death over black friday sales. You're boycotting carbonated poison over a guy wearing a dress. You can barely figure out which version of cancer stick you want to die from. I drive drunk (after drinking a 24 pack of Bud Platinum) better than 75% of you assholes drive sober. I literally have better drunk coordination than the greatest MMA fighter of all time. And don't even get me started on the witch burning. Oh! And the imposed schizophrenia! The people following me around. Making sex noises and pretending to be me. It's hard to even make the case that you should have a say in your own lives. Even the WORST THINGS I'VE EVER DONE are STILL entirely theoretical at this point and even the NON-THEORETICAL THINGS have been as subtle and harmless as a warm breeze.
Hym "How about instead of the public having any kind of say in anything I do or think, we start some kind of buyout system where I can opt out of society and get the fuck away from you all as quickly and throughly as possible? You hate all of the things that I am anyway. To trust the public with any decision making power I would have to actually pretend that you wouldn't suffocate me under your heel for a 50% off Ps5. You don't even want me here. So, yeah, buyout system. You all just go fuck yourselves. I just do whatever. Everything's kosher."
The public by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Islamophobia 

Well, you're literally afraid of the Muslims killing all of the Jews.... So, that's literally what the word means.
Hym "No... No, it's Islamophobia. I mean, that's your excuse for why the Palestinians need to be locked in Gaza. They want to kill the Jews so you need to blockade them and keep them in a state of artificial poverty. Right? Because if they could use their own resources and trade freely they might become better than the Jews. And then it would look like your values aren't superior. And they want to kill you because you locked them in a zoo. And what's funny is your whole system is designed to shift blame and credit around. When good things happen it's God. When bad things happen it's either random or the result of some 'moral failing.' When you do bad things you're either punished or forgiven (entirely arbitrarily). And when you do bad things collectively well 'That's just how things are.' You actually USE subsidiarity to dissolve culpability. The system can't be held accountable because the system came from God. Even if the things that are happening are bad... And they are the direct result of the system... They can't be bad... Because God can't be bad..."
Islamophobia by Hym Iam November 24, 2023

Delusional 

You know I'm not talking about you Jordan because you won't actually address the beingness of God and, therefore, don't actually DO the religion. You pretend. You're a charlatan. To be religious you need to believe in THAT God with THOSE parameters. It's the difference between MMA and Kung Fu. You're like one of those Bullshido guys.
Hym "I mean, you keep calling me a psychopath (or at least insinuating that people who try to remain anonymous (Which I am not) are psychopaths) but I've always been upfront with my beliefs. Reality is certainly being generated by a thing. If it deliberately it's evil and needs to be killed. If it isn't sentient then it doesn't work very well an needs to be reconfigured. None of this speaks to how humans should interact with one another. The thing in the book you proselytize for is a psychopathic narcissist. I don't blame the people that worship it because you can literally be taught to worship anything. To believe that everything you do that is wrong has been preemptively forgiven is delusional and EXPLICITLY gives you an excuse to do things that you know are wrong. YOU want your thing to be correct so you've reconstituted what it means to 'belief in God' into what YOU YOURSELF ARE DOING... And that isn't what the words mean. And you know that. Which makes you a CHARLATAN. And you get away with it because the people on the higher end of the religious hierarchy are greedy and they want to feed as many souls to their creature as possible because it increases their quality of life. So, no. You're not delusional. Your a barnacle. Or like one of those butthole worms."
Delusional by Hym Iam November 24, 2023