Definitions by Hym Iam

L. Ron Hubbard

Oh shit so he sees it too! Or SAW it. I'm not going to say it's alien but, yeah, no totally. Psychic prison made of retards.

Hym "Yeah, no, is THAT L. Ron Hubbard was all about? Oooooooooooh... Yeah, yeah, I get it. He's right! Not about the 'I need to give all of my resources to L. Ron charlatans' kimd of way but the psychic retard prison kind of way. Yeah, my thetan level is clearly the highest. I have the most energy! Ok. So that explains a lot. I guess Scientology isn't completely full of shit.... Hmmm..."

L. Ron Hubbard by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Necessary 

It's NECESSARY!

Hym "It's NECESSARY for you to be harvested for organs so Jordan's parasitic offspring can do whatever the fuck they want. It's our RESPONSIBILITY to be forcibly converted into sustenance for and by people who have nothing but contempt for you. But don't ever murder their kids for it. Don't ever hurt them for it. That would be bad."

Necessary by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

Hair Loss by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Torn

The A.I. guys are torn!

Hym "They're torn! Torn because they stole the idea from an urban dictionary guy everyone collectively shat on. On a different note, boy oh boy why would anyone ever want to murder a bunch of children!? I can't even fathom it! It's such a bizarre thing! It must be the guns. Clearly guns a haunted by evil alien spirits! We need to perform some sort of mass exorcism! Get all of those evil alien ghost bears out of here. If not that I don't know what else it could be... Oh! I know! The children aren't actually real children! They're chupacabra disguised as children. And the secret chupacabra hunting organization that actually runs our government is using school shootings as a cover to hide the fall out of the chupacabra battles. Think about it! Have you ever SEEN a chupacabra? No! Why!? Becuase they're all in disguise!"

Torn by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Compassion 

HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?

Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."

Compassion by Hym Iam January 11, 2024

Kat Williams 

Hey! I got a question! I'm an interview-guy now. I want to be an interview-guy now, so, I am.

Hym "Heyheyhey, Kat Williams! Kat Williams, hey! I'm an interview guy! What do you think of the YouTube parasites that jumped at the opportunity of you doing an interview to crawl all up into your butthole and feast on that sweet delicious millionaire dookie?"
😃🎤
Hym "Is it good? Does it itch? Are you taking any anti-parasitic?"
😃🎤

Kat Williams by Hym Iam January 10, 2024

Baldur's Gate 3 

🎶Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Burn a goblin, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Tieflimg baddy wants to smash, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate,
Chicks with dicks, Worms in brains, Baldur's Gate, Baldur's Gate🎶

Hym "BALDUR'S GATE 3! You have to buy it! It's fantastic! AND... You'll see the parallels. Between this and that (I mean). Or maybe it's just me... But YES! We'll do a campaign! I was just thinking about making a new character! I wanted to do a transgender Human Selûne War Cleric so I could see what kind of special dialogue you get with Shadowheart. YEEEEEEES BALDUR'S GAAAAAAAAATE!"

Baldur's Gate 3 by Hym Iam January 10, 2024