Definitions by Hym Iam
Weird
Yeah that's definitely me and not the weaponized schizophrenia. I'm not being collectively shunned or anything I just fucking talk good because I'M the autist. And I'm obviously being sarcastic.
Hym "Yeah, it seems like I am everything I say about other people! Not because I actually am those things but because if you actually gave me the credit I was do I WOULD BE BETTER THAN PIECE OF SHIT YOUTUBE VERMIN! It's weird isn't it? That espousing YouTube default somehow makes you 'The Improved Man.' And by virtue of BEING 'The Improved Man you're deserving now of association and success... But ONLY if you've been anointed by a status-man and a priestess."
Why hasn't there been another Einsteins?
Well... According to this Muslim guy I saw on YouTube... It's because the Jews kill or get rid of all the smart people... NOT ME SAYING IT THOUGH! I'm not the one who said it! It was that other guy... ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... And am now being gotten rid of... And WHO is doing it- OH! Hey, remember how after Andrew Tate got arrested he went on camera with some rabbi and was like "Hey guys! We love the Jews over here! JUST SO YOU KNOW... There are Jews in the war room so... Yeah we totally love all the Jews! Ok?" Do you guys remember that? Right after he was arrested! He's like "Oh, yeah, by the way, we love the Jews!" But yeah... Where was I? Oh! Right! ALL I KNOW... Is that I created A.I.... The method was copyrighted... Everyone seems to aquire it at the same time... Even enemies of the USA... And I'm being gotten rid of... By SOMEBODY... Just getting completely boxed out of the zeitgeist... Even though I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen... And probably have more accomplishments than any man who has ever lived... Except for like... Alexander the Great... I haven't conquered a place... Yet... I will though... And then I'm going to kill God! And that'll be cool too...
Hym "Yeah, hey, why HASN'T there been another Einsteins? I mean... I'm better than Einstein (obviously) because I'm not a fuckin math nerd and a drunk... But I'm up there! But what I REALLY need... Is a cool theory named after me.... Hym's theory of imposed solipsism... Hym's theory of general therapist malfeasance... Hym's law: Hym is better than everyone... Yeah... Hym's theory of seducing Taylor Swift from afar... I'm good at this! Master of theories! Ultimate theory crafter!"
Why hasn't there been another Einsteins? by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
Hotter
Not going to fly
I mean... The only thing that IS going to fly there is literally progressive shit-lib politics and all I'm going to get from any of YOU is free money potentially-hypothetically-eventually if I do and believe what you want.
Hym "Juxtaposed to the delusional zealots claiming I HAVE to believe and say what they want! And to choose neither is to BE THE ROPE in a game of special needs tug of war. But saying that is probably 'not going to fly' either."
Not going to fly by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Deportation
YEAH BRO, TOTALLY! WE SHOULD START DEPORTING CITIZENS IF THEY DESECRATE THE PSEUDO-SACRED CLOTH, DAWG! TOTALLY! I TOTALLY AND GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT'S A THING WE SHOULD DO! SUPER GOOD IDEA! HEY... WHAT SHOULD WE DO IF THE WEAPONIZE SCHIZOPHRENIA THOUGH? THAT'S A LITTLE WORSE (I THINK) THAN GOING "THIS FLAG, BOO! THAT FLAG YAY!" IN PROTEST OF A POLITICAL ISSUE! SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING WORSE? YEAH? TOTALLY! WHAT SHOULD WE DO? KILL KIDS? WHAT, GOSH, THAT SEEMS A LITTLE EXTREME BUT IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO THEN... 🤷 ♂️
Deportation by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Relationships
Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."
Relationships by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Pick a side
I mean...
Hym "You said 'pick a side!' And, of course, I choose THE CORRECT ONE! And I don't hate the Jews. Gal Gadot is... Well, she's just fucking spectacular, isn't she? And I was just playing before! I'm not going to rape Joe Rogan... That would be gay! I'd have to be some kind of weird faggot to do that!"
Pick a side by Hym Iam May 3, 2024