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The people who hold society together 

Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."

Punching down 

It's the only direction I have left to punch.
Hym "I helicoptered my arms to hard and now I'm better than everyone. Punching down is the only direction left!"
Punching down by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

The Candidate 

Hym "It wasn't the candidate before the election. Before the election you thought she was a good candidate and that she was doing a good job. You, the pundits, did a dog shit job painting her in a positive light and convincing people to vote for her. Her team did a dog shit job preparing her for rallies sure but you didn't do a good job conveying what her policies were actually going to be. The people I talk to can't even spit out a single one of her policies. I haven't heard 'opportunity economy' from a single person. Spamming 'Donald Trump is a narcissistic fascist!!!' On a loop DOES NOT WORK... And that is all you did in the weeks leading up to election and YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. You, as a media pundit, were selecting stories to make your candidate look good and your opponent look bad. You, as a pundit, were arguing on her behalf and not that she lost... You are trying to distance yourself from your role in her loss. Because if you being a fat Persian retard made her lose then why would people give you their money? This election autopsy bullshit we are getting from the liberals is nothing more than a desperate attempt at self preservation."
The Candidate by Hym Iam November 24, 2024
What did I say!? WHAT DID I SAY JUST THERE? NO!
Hym "What did I tell you to do just there? What did I say?"

You "I'm not gonna-"

Hym "YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE GONNA! I AM NOT GOING TO STOP AND YOU ARE GONNA."
Stop by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

The Type 

Yeah you couldn't help yourself could you? Wasn't an IM was it?
Hym "Yeah you're listening bitch. You know that shit wasn't a IM. You don't think you seem like the type? But now that I got you listening you need to get your ass down here so you drain my brainz... Both of them. Er- No, give me some brain and drain my fluids- Wait... Drain my brain fluids and... Fluid... Um... Something... Yes. All of the above. Do it now! I'm literally dying probably..."
The Type by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

Lauren Southern Drama 

OOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIT!
Hym "DESTINY AND LAUREN SOUTHERN DMS JUST LEAKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE LAUREN SOUTHERN DRAMA ENSUES! COULD IT BE!? ANOTHER POOR YOUTUBE GURL DEFRAUDED BY A SERIAL RAPIST PRETENDING TO BE ME!? OH NO!"
Lauren Southern Drama by Hym Iam November 23, 2024

Rogan Senpuu 

Is that seriously how Jon Jones beat Stipe!? Ha!
Jon Jones "ROGAN SENPUU!!!"
Rogan Senpuu by Hym Iam November 23, 2024