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Definitions by Hym Iam

Everyone Else's Fault 

You're making a conscious decision to make 'woke shit' fail so yeah.
Podcast retard 1 "I don't like woke shit."

Podcast retard 2 "I don't like woke shit... Dragon Age got woke shit..."

Podcast retard 1 🤤

Podcast retard 2 "Derrrr... What do you think?"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck if there is a tranny in it. That's not my primary concern as far as games are concerned. I don't play action games but I might get it once the price drops. Or wait for it to go on sale. I don't give a fuck about woke shit. I don't give a fuck if your kids get threatened. Or die. What I do care about is having my shit stolen. And if that is going to happen then you're kids are going to do exactly that. So... You don't matter bitch."

Podcast retard 1 "Peopuh don't like woke shit. You think it's everyone else's fault."

Hym "I think you're a retard. I think you are the exact reason the government is necessary. Nobody give a fuck what you like."
Everyone Else's Fault by Hym Iam December 1, 2024
I wouldn't know what the art director said if not for YouTube. I don't give a fuck about a Elon. Deja vu... There it is... This exact word too. I don't generally care what he thinks. If I was interested in the game I would play the game regardless of what he said. And no. People are getting harassed because the children aren't getting murdered fast enough for the negative reinforcement to kick in.
Hym "And you are perfectly fine doing shit (deliberately) to piss people off you fucking half-wit. You'll even go as far to MAKE A GAME OUT OF IT. And then somebody steals their step-dads rifle and starts filling some coffins and we (for some reason) don't understand why that is happening, do we? So, if people are getting harassed it's becuase they aren't being provided with a path for recourse. And this is asymmetrical because rather than not consuming because you don't like the things I said you're stealing and in doing so sacrificing somebodies kid. If you think you are going yo let the get away with doing this to me... You night as well go out and stab a kid yourself because you are just a culpable as I am as far as I am concerned."
Game by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Stop Wrong Don't 

Ha! No. Don't care. I'm going to.
Hym "There is a lot of 'wrong' here, YouTube flith. I am not going to 'stop wrong don't' until I have both the credit I deserve and the money that goes along with it."
Stop Wrong Don't by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

You better hide your baby oil 

Remember the scene from fast and the furious
Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"

Comparison 

The ONLY reason I am not being give there credit I deserve...
Hym "Is the comparison I am already actively making. You are worse. That is a fact. And now you want to trap me in a life worse than yours so you can feel better about that FACT. And then you get on your little YouTube channel or you do your little interview and you cry like a bitch because you've been bullied or coerced into keeping your mouth shut. You are right to feel bad for participating in this. You are wrong to do this to me. You don't care what I said. You don't care what I did. And neither do they. They are not going to make good on whatever threat they are making and when I inevitably DO... You are going to have no one to blame but yourself. They are not going to do anything to you for coming forward because to do so they would have to confess their complicity. And they are not going to give up what they will lose. Stop crying. Do the opposite of what is making you cry. That is not something I should have to explain to you."
Comparison by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Extortion 

It isn't extortion you stole from me and you are going to pay it back or someone isn't going to get to raise their kids. I'm not going to just let you steal this from me but you ARE GOING TO LET ME TAKE SOMEONE'S KID FROM THEM. That's the asymmetry. The only positive outcome for everyone is me getting that money. I'm not letting it go.
Hym "It isn't extortion. You made a mistake doing this. Don't let it cost someone the most thing in the world to them just so you can feel like you got the better of me. It isn't a tantrum. You are stealing them most significant advancement of modern times from me to get me to kill a child. That is all. Anyone stupid enough to let you convince them otherwise has bigger problems than a dead kid and if they aren't willing to stop you then someone else is going to have that exact problem."
Extortion by Hym Iam November 30, 2024

Be A Daniel Penny 

Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."
Be A Daniel Penny by Hym Iam November 29, 2024