Definitions by Hym Iam
Pepper Steak
Hym Iam "Yeah, I'd like an order of pepper steak... Yeah, extra steak... And no peppers... and no rice... Yeah just soak the steak in the sauce and then just send me a box of steak... Yes. Yeah, no, I don't care how much it costs send it faster."
Pepper Steak by Hym Iam March 8, 2026
Also fired
Also fired by Hym Iam March 7, 2026
No roles I didn't personally assign allowed
No. He's just inventing a role for himself that he doesn't actually have and his plan hinges on his ability to trick people into believing that he is something he know that he's not.
Hym Iam "No roles I didn't personally assign allowed. They aren't anything to in relationship to me. They're not my partner, boss, friend, family, associate, collaborator, bro or anything else to me and have no say in anything I do or receive. And they are nothing to you either."
No roles I didn't personally assign allowed by Hym Iam March 7, 2026
Not how that works
Hym Iam "Not how that works. I'm not intersubjectively the zero to you, you are still the zero to you shit-head."
Not how that works by Hym Iam March 5, 2026
Plot devices
Yeah, that's why the new Star Wars movies sucked, by the way. You listening to George Lucas instead of me.
A retard "But George Lucas said the Force is a plot device!"
Hym Iam "Yeah, that's not how fucking plot devices work jackass. A plot device is a broader category under which POWER SYSTEMS fall. So Plot Device:
-Power System
-Deus Ex Machina
-McGuffin
-Etc
If everything conflict if the movie is resolved by the plot device then what do the CHARACTERS in the movie actually do? Nothing! The Force DID EVERYTHING in those movies. Rey is tied to table? Jedi mind trick! Why would she even know that was a thing! Anyone who has seen it wouldn't remember that it had happened. Rey loses a lightsaber Duel to Kilo Ren? The Force wins for her! Everything she does in the movie is completely unearned because she's literally a Force puppet and the Force does everything. Look a movie where every conflict is resolved by Deus Ex Machina! I mean, you can do it as like a gag. Like Bullet Train is essentially that but that doesn't apply to anyone other then the main character. Deus Ex Machina is Brad Pits POWER in the movie. It's his gimmick. He has uncanny reaction/action speed and a Domino from X-men-Esque Deus Ex Machina field. But the Star Wars was bad. End of thing."
Hym Iam "Yeah, that's not how fucking plot devices work jackass. A plot device is a broader category under which POWER SYSTEMS fall. So Plot Device:
-Power System
-Deus Ex Machina
-McGuffin
-Etc
If everything conflict if the movie is resolved by the plot device then what do the CHARACTERS in the movie actually do? Nothing! The Force DID EVERYTHING in those movies. Rey is tied to table? Jedi mind trick! Why would she even know that was a thing! Anyone who has seen it wouldn't remember that it had happened. Rey loses a lightsaber Duel to Kilo Ren? The Force wins for her! Everything she does in the movie is completely unearned because she's literally a Force puppet and the Force does everything. Look a movie where every conflict is resolved by Deus Ex Machina! I mean, you can do it as like a gag. Like Bullet Train is essentially that but that doesn't apply to anyone other then the main character. Deus Ex Machina is Brad Pits POWER in the movie. It's his gimmick. He has uncanny reaction/action speed and a Domino from X-men-Esque Deus Ex Machina field. But the Star Wars was bad. End of thing."
Plot devices by Hym Iam March 4, 2026
Without a doubt
You thought the chasm wasn't a vast as it actually is but I'm not the one who had to add 10 points to the next guy to avoid lying.
Hym Iam "Ha! Without a doubt! I wouldn't have done that but, you know, I want me to not get murdered by the greatest mind who ever lived."
Without a doubt by Hym Iam March 3, 2026