Definitions by Hym Iam

Intervention

There wasn't anyone there to intervene.

Hym "And there WON'T be anyone there to intervene. And you are a former gang member so I don't trust that just because you have been given a million dollars by the white man (specifically Glen Beck) you've gone from (in your own words) 'absolute criminal animal' to 'Justice intervention man.' So that's not the actual problem. The problem is it isn't CRIME when YOU do the crime but right after your get done with your crime you get to turn around and tell everybody that not only should YOU be allowed to get away with crime but you should also be able to enforce it. So, no. I will be made whole. One way or another. If you want to stop little white girls from getting stabbed then you need to make those fucking tech cripples do TO ME when Glenn Beck did to YOU. OK?"

Intervention by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Butthole Molestation 

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

Butthole Molestation by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Snowflake 

Oh no the snowflake is offended! Offended and retarded!

Hym "Oh no is the snowflake offended? Aw man! Here I was trying REAL hard not to offend anybody and well dontcha know I went ahead and I did the thing. I offended you. That's super unfortunate. Was it the 'you're all retarded' part or was it 'your religion is an incest cult' part? Hmm... Maybe it was the 'Your kids a shit and you are shit and I would drone strike the shit out of you both part? I don't know. Wait! Maybe it was the rape stuff! I mean, it sure as hell doesn't seem to be the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia that follows you around for years and the don't do it cus your kids will get shot in the face. Can't be that... What did I say that was offensive? Definitely not the whole 'Fuck your kids in the face' part because YOU'RE ALREADY DOING IT! Right? Number 1 offenders says Tim Tebow. Welp. I don't know. Let me know and I will ignore you completely and keep doing it."

Snowflake by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

And if it does 

It'll take us all with it.

Hym "And if it does... You know, that. And me too."

And if it does by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

I want me to not do that 

Oh, yeah, no. I can tell. The only problem is...

Hym "I want me to not do that. I want me to be not here. But, unfortunately (for the both of us), there are only 2 ways that's going to happen."

I want me to not do that by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Jesus 

Sacrificed himself to save his friends... And then the Jews tortured and killed his friends anyway!

Hym "THE JEEEEEEWSSS!!!"

Jew "Kill Jesus! Meh!"

Jesus by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded 

Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Hym "No there isn't Sabine. A Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded billionaire is paying you to contradict me and he's going to get me and some of your kids murdered and he has ALREADY gotten you kids killed. All to cover up the fact that he's Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded and he got spooked by the RETARD SEX CULT claims."

Mental-Ree-Lon-Tarded by Hym Iam September 7, 2025