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Definitions by Huskey Balls

watering the oak 

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.
We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.
watering the oak by Huskey Balls August 30, 2008
Oprah Winfrey's asshole. First used in South Park's episode 144 "A Million Little Fibers". Gary feels neglected because of a lack of attention from Oprah. Gary's best friend is Oprah's minge and wants nothing more than to see Paris. Gary speaks with an English accent.
Poor gary has been puking nothing but rice crackers ever since Oprah has been on a diet.
gary by Huskey Balls August 29, 2008

poo finger 

The finger shaped piece of poo that is bumped into when an object is inserted into someone's anus.
1) "I stuck my dick in her ass and pushed her poo finger until I blew my load."

2) "Go clean yourself out, I don't want to bump with no stinky poo finger tonight"
poo finger by Huskey Balls October 3, 2006

passable 

A term used to describe a shemale or transexual who can easily pass as a woman in a public setting.
Since John's date was totally passable, no one at the party knew that she was a ladyboy.
passable by Huskey Balls May 8, 2006

cluster bunny 

A computer science student who spends most of his time working, eating, talking, sleeping, hanging out, licking his girlfriend, stinking, and generally being a big nerd in his school's computer cluster.
Person 1: "That gross kid is always in front of that computer."
Person 2: "I know, he's such a cluster bunny."
A prank played on a sleeping individual. While the victim is slumbering on his back, the prankster pulls down his pants and sits on his victim's face. The goal is for the prankster's asshole to rest on the bridge of his victim's nose.
Guy 1: "Why is Jimmy so pissed?"
Guy 2: "He fell asleep, so I gave him the onion."
ONION by Huskey Balls May 4, 2006

shit dicked 

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.
1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."
shit dicked by Huskey Balls April 27, 2006