9 definitions by Huskey Balls

gary

Oprah Winfrey's asshole. First used in South Park's episode 144 "A Million Little Fibers". Gary feels neglected because of a lack of attention from Oprah. Gary's best friend is Oprah's minge and wants nothing more than to see Paris. Gary speaks with an English accent.

Poor gary has been puking nothing but rice crackers ever since Oprah has been on a diet.

by Huskey Balls April 20, 2006

watering the oak

A sexual act involving intercourse in the female domanant (woman on top) position. With the man's penis inside her vagina, the woman forcibly urinates on the man's cock.

We had to change the sheets after my girl finished watering the oak.

by Huskey Balls April 21, 2006

hot tottie

A good drink to have before bed when you're feeling sick. Made of lemon tea, honey, and 2 ounces of Bourbon.

Johnny felt like he was comming down with the clap so he had his mom make him a hot tottie to help him relax.

by Huskey Balls April 12, 2006

ONION

A prank played on a sleeping individual. While the victim is slumbering on his back, the prankster pulls down his pants and sits on his victim's face. The goal is for the prankster's asshole to rest on the bridge of his victim's nose.

Guy 1: "Why is Jimmy so pissed?"
Guy 2: "He fell asleep, so I gave him the onion."

by Huskey Balls April 24, 2006

passable

A term used to describe a shemale or transexual who can easily pass as a woman in a public setting.

Since John's date was totally passable, no one at the party knew that she was a ladyboy.

by Huskey Balls April 26, 2006

tupperware party

A gathering where a woman engages in sex with three men, taking one penis in her vagina, one in her anus, and one in her mouth. Hence she is air tight.

Lisa invited the mailman, the pool boy, and the pizza delivery man to her tupperware party.

by Huskey Balls March 29, 2006

shit dicked

1) Verb: Getting shit all over your dick because you stuck it into someone's ass.

2) Verb: Getting shit all over someone else's dick when they stick it into your ass.

1) "My dirty math teacher totally shit dicked me last night."

2) "I forgot to take a dump before Kenneth came over last night and when we were fucking I accidentally shit dicked him."

by Huskey Balls April 11, 2006