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Land Monster
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The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (
second
only to God) and a vastly superior
creature
to the Land
Beast
.
Has anyone
seen
my Land
Monster
?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the
garden
.
Land Monster
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Hunter
May 5, 2005
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Land Beast
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The correct term for a "
Dog
", a vastly inferior creature to the Land
Monster
.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their
human
masters mindlessly.
Has anyone
seen
my stupid Land
Beast
!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the
carpet
!
Land Beast
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Hunter
May 5, 2005
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pinske
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A word
meaning
"I'm
Great
", often followed by the phrase "
Praise Me
"
Damn
! My
friend
is a right Pinske when he plays the
guitar
pinske
by
hunter
April 26, 2005
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Neep
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A person who has a
small penis
and enjoys the
act
of frantic
masturbation
.
My mate'
s a
right Neep, he
won
't stop
playing
with his tiny cock!
Neep
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Hunter
April 24, 2005
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fortytwo
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a funny
japanease word
meaning
shit in
hand
and throw it at a car
Hung
Mao
fortytwoed that
car
!
fortytwo
by
hunter
April 21, 2005
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bojmir
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bojmir is as stated b4
hand
a '
rimjob
' backwards. simon has experienced this on a
full
scale and we all know that kim enjoys giving these lots
aaahhhh
simon
ur
ring is so
crusty
bojmir
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hunter
April 18, 2005
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cyanide
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Greatest band of all time consisting of me, small
paul
(taller than tall
paul
), tall paul, john and
gary
!!!!
seek and
destroy
!!!!
cyanide
by
Hunter
April 12, 2005
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