Definitions by Hunk Gernk

Mog him to death

When someone is so much better looking than the person being compared to.

Dude look at Tyler I mog him to death.

Mog him to death by Hunk Gernk January 24, 2026

Jod is tall

It describes someone who is generally tall and is very obsessed with working out.

“Hey Connor look at that jod is tall, he’s so masculine!”

Jod is tall by Hunk Gernk November 23, 2021

Hern Buggy

A small buggy that is oddly shaped.

Once upon a time I came across a hern buggy. It was quite small and was very disproportionately wide. I asked the driver for a ride and he said, “Lemme get some hair boy!” Shocked at his answer I ran away as fast as I could, never seeing a mythical hern buggy ever again...

Hern Buggy by Hunk Gernk April 19, 2021

Grease Slicker 

When you take someone’s hair and squeeze the grease into your mouth to clean it.

After me and my gym bud got home from the gym I noticed how greasy his hair was. I asked him if I could give him a grease slicker and he said sure. So I grabbed a big chunk of his hair and squeezed the grease into my mouth and swallowed it. He thanked me for my kind deed.

Grease Slicker by Hunk Gernk February 18, 2021