Humanish's definitions

501

The area code for central and western Arkansas.

Some Arkansan: I'mma gunna call duh Walmarts phone numbuh. Whut wuz it again?
Siri: Finding recipes for Wall Street Chili.
Another Arkansan: It started wif 501, but I (sounds like aye) don'tn't know whut duh resht of it wuz.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

firstname lastname

What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.

Hi! I'm firstname lastname, according to the news.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

Useless

What you are.

Bob: I feel so useless
Joey: That's because you're useless.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

Hello

What you say to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer when buying 100 kilograms of cocaine for a steal of a price.

Hello! Nice prices, there.

by Humanish September 30, 2020

blixx

A term coined in Jason M. Hough's novel Zero World used as an alternate-world version of fuck.

Note: never used in place of "motherfucker"; don't try it.

"Those blixxing Southerners"

by Humanish November 19, 2023

0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv

The absolute final level of deadly, complete boredom while in high school. WOW.

0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is life. 0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is power. 0p1qaz9ol2wsx8ik3edc7ujm4rfv6yhb5tgv is me!!

by Humanish October 2, 2020