Humanish's definitions

$25.00

The cost of an Urban Dictionary mug, as of 2020.

Rich ass person: I want to buy a $25.00 mug. Where can I find one?
Aaron Peckham: *Throws mugs at the rich ass*

by Humanish September 30, 2020

Useless

What you are.

Bob: I feel so useless
Joey: That's because you're useless.

by Humanish September 28, 2020

locked mode

The stupid ass mode that Google made for Google Forms, where you cannot access anything on the computer while you are taking the quiz. Not even applications.

Little Johney: This fucking locked mode bullshit is motherfucking bullshit!! I can't even change the music I'm playing because it's so stupid.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz

YOU'RE FUCKING BORED AGAIN. I SMELL IT.

Hey, I found another qwerty combination! Middle-left-right.

tyrueiwoqpghfjdkslavbcnxmz is the true sign of ABSOLUTE BOREDOM.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

Visit the store

Something Urban Dictionary wants you to do so you can buy their $24.00, $25.00, $30.00, and $48.00 items for your husband Karen.

UrbDic: Visit the store!
...
UrbDic: VISIT THE STORE.

by Humanish October 2, 2020

blixx

A term coined in Jason M. Hough's novel Zero World used as an alternate-world version of fuck.

Note: never used in place of "motherfucker"; don't try it.

"Those blixxing Southerners"

by Humanish November 19, 2023

Hello

What you say to your friendly neighborhood drug dealer when buying 100 kilograms of cocaine for a steal of a price.

Hello! Nice prices, there.

by Humanish September 30, 2020