testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

Tweak

To give a girl's clit a real workout, I mean, like when you give it the rub-a-dub taking it between your thumb and index. Not to be confused with mere twiddle.

I was giving her a real tweaking when her mother walked in on us.

by Hugh G Rection October 07, 2003

cosmic fart

A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.

Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*

by Hugh G Rection April 11, 2005

loch ness monster

a huge turd

Someone left a Loch Ness Monster and clogged the toilet!

by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003

f-unit

The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit

Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.

by Hugh G Rection April 08, 2005

kilt

Ancient garment from the Scottish highlands.
Some tradition-minded blokes favor this skirt-like garment, because:
a) They can show off their clan's or regiment's tartan.
b) They can conveniently ventilate their dorks.

Fiona: What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
Angus: Loch Ness Monster, me lassie!

by Hugh G Rection March 17, 2005

donor dome

When you get head while giving blood

When Sammy went to donate blood at the blood drive, the nurse gave him donor dome. He nutted in the test tube.

by Hugh g rection December 15, 2016