Definitions by Hugh Wards

hibernophobic 

A person who is unfairly prejudiced against Ireland and Irish people, and indulging in false stereotypes.

-Dude, why did you say the computer is working like a paddy.
- Because I’m hibernophobic!

hibernophobic by Hugh Wards October 23, 2017

snack snapper 

People who waste their lives taking photographs of their food and then upload them to social media.

Man, she photographed every dish at dinner for Instagram. What a snack snapper!

snack snapper by Hugh Wards April 3, 2017

syncphony 

The art of listening to two or more sounds, such as people, traffic, nature or music and synchronising the noises together to make a new sound.

I was listening to Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi together. It was a total syncphony!

syncphony by Hugh Wards March 30, 2017

malinate

When you believe the worst of someone without proper evidence, considered thought or reasoning, especially if you get a feeling of superiority or pleasure from this belief.

- Did you hear about Jo? I feel so happy she fell on her face drunk.
- Don't malinate. It's mean!

malinate by Hugh Wards March 30, 2017

penther 

Describing something (normally clothes or colours) that are aesthetically or physically calming or soft to touch

That painting is so calming. It's very penther.

penther by Hugh Wards March 25, 2017

nifling 

The gender neutral collective term for nieces and nephews. Nieces and nephews are to niflings as sisters and brothers are to siblings

I am taking my niflings to the zoo tomorrow.

nifling by Hugh Wards March 24, 2017