meat planet

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.

We live on a Meat Planet.

by Hugh Johnson July 31, 2006

Libby

To act as the scapegoat or fallguy for the misdeeds of others.

Named after Bush administration lackey Lewis "Scooter" Libby who took the blame for the treasonous 2003 outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame in a high-level effort to discredit Plame's husband Joseph Wilson after Wilson investigated Bush adminstraiton claims that Iraq was puchasing uranium from Niger. Vice President Dick Cheney, White House political operative Karl Rove, and likely George W. Bush himself approved of this treasonous attempt at intimidation.

As of December 2007, only Libby has spent any jail time in connection with Plame's outing. Libby's sentence was communted by Pretzeldent George W. Bush commuted Libby's sentence in July 2007.

Jasper, I know you didn't screw up the database, but if you'll Libby for me, I'll buy you lunch.

by Hugh Johnson January 02, 2008

factory

Short for shit factory, a worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"That worthless scum is just a factory, using resources without contributing anything of value."

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

Sick rig

Usually Garbage toyotas.

Have you seen devons sick rig?

Yea it's a piece of shit..

by Hugh Johnson December 05, 2016

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")

"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"

by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005