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Libby

To act as the scapegoat or fallguy for the misdeeds of others.

Named after Bush administration lackey Lewis "Scooter" Libby who took the blame for the treasonous 2003 outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame in a high-level effort to discredit Plame's husband Joseph Wilson after Wilson investigated Bush adminstraiton claims that Iraq was puchasing uranium from Niger. Vice President Dick Cheney, White House political operative Karl Rove, and likely George W. Bush himself approved of this treasonous attempt at intimidation.

As of December 2007, only Libby has spent any jail time in connection with Plame's outing. Libby's sentence was communted by Pretzeldent George W. Bush commuted Libby's sentence in July 2007.
Jasper, I know you didn't screw up the database, but if you'll Libby for me, I'll buy you lunch.
by Hugh Johnson January 2, 2008
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driving the Bronco

An accomplice or accessory to an act.

A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"Did you get your little brother drunk at that underage party?"

"Naw, but I guess I was driving the Bronco since I told him about it."
by Hugh Johnson September 6, 2005
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sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.
by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003
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Verizon

A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.

The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
"Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you."

"Your privacy is never safe with Verizon."
by Hugh Johnson December 31, 2007
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pound one

To have sex with a double cheesburger (see also "hit it")
"McDonalds wants you to pound one"

"Yeah, I'd hit it"
by Hugh Johnson April 20, 2005
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sick rig

Usually a clapped out piece of shit, yet the owner thinks it's the coolest thing in town. Can be lowered or lifted. Always has dents or occasionally a broken window. 8/10 barely run.
Damn sick rig dude, want a blowie?
by Hugh Johnson December 5, 2016
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ipod spamming

Uploading fake, corrupt, or blank audio files to file-sharing networks in an attempt to discourage unauthorized downloads.
"I downloaded 14 Eminem tunes and they're all screeches or blanks!"

"Sony must be iPod spamming again."
by Hugh Johnson August 24, 2005
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