Hugh Jass's definitions

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

damb

for times when 'damn' just doesn't cut it. The expression just doesn't give off the appropriate feeling

He showed me how to kill a man with my bare hands and I was like damb bih'

by Hugh Jass July 29, 2003

speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.

"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."

by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003

hiding the hobbit

to hide bilbo baggins up the wizards sleeve

to abuse ones self.to pet the one eyed trouser snake.to wank

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

G-rope

a g-string for a fat lass

your mum wears a g-rope

by hugh jass September 23, 2003

purple winged bat

A black womans vagina.

The sistas pussy looked like a purple winged bat.

by Hugh Jass October 31, 2003

norom

When applied to a friend, it means the person is caring, funny, and a really nice person to be with.
When applied to an enemy, it means that person is a complete moron whom you can't stand and you would rather fuck a goat than to be with them.

You norom, I love you.
You norom, fucking get away from me!!

by hugh jass October 1, 2004