Huge hammer69's definitions

Bathroom Pudding

Very soft poo that comes out of a human that resembles chocolate pudding.

Sorry about being late, I hade to make some bathroom pudding.

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Shit talker

Any person that insists on having a conversation in a public restroom, with the person in the stall next to them.

Woman 1: Wow! That was a really quick poo. Everything ok?
Woman 2: Yeah, I just had to drop and go. There was a shit talker in the stall next to me. Made me VERY uncomfortable.
Woman 1: fuckin' shit talkers. They're so weird.

by Huge hammer69 July 23, 2020

Copper top

Sexual term used to describe pooping in a woman's mouth while she is eating your ass, then giving you a blow job, leaving the tip of your penis copper in color.

This chick was so crazy last night! We did a copper top, and she loved it!

by Huge hammer69 April 11, 2021

Fudge knuckle

When you put your finger up a butt during sex/foreplay, and you go a little too deep, resulting in a bit of poo on your knuckle.

Dude1: how'd it go with that chick last night?
Dude2: not bad. She wanted me to finger blast her butthole, so I did, but I got a little over zealous and ended up with a fudge knuckle.
Dude1: oh man. that's fucked up!
Dude2: yeah, but she ended up riding me all night so....

by Huge hammer69 June 25, 2021

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019