Huge hammer69's definitions

wiffeldorfer

a wiffeldorfer is any man that sniffs a womans bicycle seat, regardless of the size of the woman.

did you see that wiffeldorfer smelling that huffy seat?

by Huge hammer69 March 8, 2010

Butthole gravy

The brown watery sweat that builds up on ones butthole on a hot day.

Dude it's so hot out, my butthole gravy is definitely going to stain my drawers.

by Huge hammer69 May 17, 2019

Poo dandruff

When you don't wipe properly after dropping stool and the remnants crust over like a scab and flakes of dried poo end up in your underwear.

I went to do my husband's laundry, and when I pick up his underwear, some poo dandruff got on my hand. Thank God I noticed or I could have ended up with pink eye.

by Huge hammer69 June 13, 2025

Shit talker

Any person that insists on having a conversation in a public restroom, with the person in the stall next to them.

Woman 1: Wow! That was a really quick poo. Everything ok?
Woman 2: Yeah, I just had to drop and go. There was a shit talker in the stall next to me. Made me VERY uncomfortable.
Woman 1: fuckin' shit talkers. They're so weird.

by Huge hammer69 July 23, 2020

Web Slinger

The act of pulling out during sex and finishing in your hand, only to throw it into your lovers face.

Man1: man, Sidney was being so annoying yesterday.

Man2: oh yeah, what did you do about it?
Man1: when we had sex last night, I gave her a web slinger. She got so pissed!

by Huge hammer69 January 27, 2022

Snizz

The act of sneezing and jizzing at the same time.

I was pounding away super hard on this chick last night when I felt a little tickle in my nose. Then I pulled out and snizzed all over the poor girl.

by Huge hammer69 August 17, 2021

Fruit Basket

When two men cuddle, legs crossed and dick and balls smoosh together.

Guy1: Dude, you didn't tell me your roommate was gay!
Guy2: what does that matter?
Guy1: it doesn't, but I went in there to get some bud and papers, and he was full on fruit basket with some dude.

by Huge hammer69 November 23, 2020