by howie November 30, 2003

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.
someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem
by howie November 30, 2003


if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.
by Howie April 20, 2005

by Howie February 07, 2005

A type of elite heavy European cavalry who carried the Cuirass ( A type of sword )and often wore breast plates. Often looked down on firearms as weapons of the infantry preferring to use their swords in combat.
by Howie February 25, 2005

a lesbian with spikey hair who resembles Rumpelstilskin. She is kinda butch and usually works at Pizza Hut
by Howie April 20, 2005
