Howie's definitions

fankulometru

if you had to measure the amount of times that people told you to fuck off, this would be the right meter. It is long and made of steel. You just push it up your backside and it will measure the number of times.

like a huge thermometer made of steel for that extra special sensation

by Howie April 20, 2005

windmilling

clutching ones flacid penis at the base, and waving it in a similar motion to that of a windmill

howard was windmilling bolder at the pub after 8 pints of vodka snakebite, and 8 apple sourz.

by howie December 1, 2003

DeAcH

When you're a "DeAcH", you're a cheater in Call of Duty.

TlOSgt. Pølse: /set aimheads
YrLSgt. Tiss: DAMNED DeAcH!

by Howie March 16, 2004

copsi

Cola + Pepsi = Copsi. Usually meant to describe Cola/Pepsi-ripoffs/wannabes.

Mark: Mom, what kind of Soda is this?
Mom: It's RC Cola.
Mark: Is that some kind of Copsi?

by Howie August 5, 2004

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

mig

a cigaretter, fag,snap or brown

can i have a mig.
i smoked too many migs last night.

by howie November 30, 2003

lig

a cigarette lighter. usuall u ask for a lig, when u have got a mig(cigarette)

gimme a lig.
can i have a lig for my mig.

by howie November 30, 2003