Definitions by Hot Dog Goblin

PoonQuake 

1. Noun. Vaginal orgasm

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.

PoonQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021

PanQuake 

1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.

Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.

PanQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2021

Shog 

Verb. 1. To shart while having a jog, resulting in an endeavor widely known as shogging.

After eating a huge tika masala I was walkIng home but then began to shart heavily down both legs and had to shog the last few blocks home to my toilet.

Shog by Hot Dog Goblin November 13, 2020

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

Stalagshite by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020

Cheese Snake 

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.

After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.

Cheese Snake by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020

Barf Hammock 

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask

Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.

Barf Hammock by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020

Wipe 

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

Wipe by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020