22 definitions by Hot Dog Goblin

1. noun. A recognizable species of feces formed when intestines are clogged with cheese and can only produce a small putrid twine-like shit strip that resembles a baby snake.
After eating that large dominoes with extra cheese i blew out my hemorrhoids on the toilet squeezing out a tiny cheese snake.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 11, 2020
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n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021
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Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021
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1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal
Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 9, 2022
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1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍
Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?
by Hot Dog Goblin March 14, 2021
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Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots
by Hot Dog Goblin May 2, 2020
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1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..
1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
by Hot Dog Goblin December 22, 2019
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