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PoonQuake

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021
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Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask
Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.
by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020
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Split Cheek Soup

1. n. Shit, feces, diarrhea etc..
2. n. Euphemism for shit, diarrhea etc..
1. I was getting sloppy sweet parking lot tuna from behind when all of a sudden she shat and splattered Split Cheek Soup all over the upholstery.
2. Im gonna hit the can and serve up some Split Cheek Soup.
3. If you kiss ass for a living, all you get is Split Cheek Soup
by Hot Dog Goblin December 21, 2019
mugGet the Split Cheek Soupmug.

Dirty Pinwheel

Squirting feces and projectile vomit simultaneously while urgently looking for a toilet.
After all those street tacos and tequila that old gringo turned in to a Dirty Pinwheel on the way to the bathroom.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019
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FightWinger

1. n. someone who is full of love and vigor and fights for The well being of Humanity and our planet and who opposes and destroys Oppression in all of its forms.
Jesus and MLK total FightWingers and would probably still fight injustice if they were alive today.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2022
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Sheepdog Bern

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍
Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?
by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021
mugGet the Sheepdog Bernmug.

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
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