Hot Dog Goblin's definitions

Verde Sanchez

1.n. a mutually consensual sexual act whereby 1 lover finger blasts an unripe ghost pepper then unexpectedly finger bangs their lover’s poop chute during coitus thus causing a heated and vigorous climax period. Not to be confused with the dirty Verde Sanchez which involves the usual swipe across the upper lip after the ass plunge.

I used to wear gloves to chop hot peppers but ever since my daddy told me how he loves a Verde Sanchez after dinner, i stopped completely

by Hot Dog Goblin June 26, 2022

Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.

At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.

by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Sheepdog Bern

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍

Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?

by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021

Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer

That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun

by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021

FightWinger

1. n. someone who is full of love and vigor and fights for The well being of Humanity and our planet and who opposes and destroys Oppression in all of its forms.

Jesus and MLK total FightWingers and would probably still fight injustice if they were alive today.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 8, 2022