Choke the Jabba

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.
by Hot Dog Goblin March 26, 2018
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alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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Roman Toast

n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 06, 2021
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PoonQuake

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 09, 2021
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Hip-Chipper

1. n. A slur for an anorexic person or a horny waif super model on drugs. The word is derived from hip-chipping, which is a widely accepted term to describe the sex act between two passionate anorexic lovers
Once the photographer busted out the cocaine for the swim suit shoot, all the hip-chippers lit up and turned the shoot into an orgy of clicking, grunts moans and bruises.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 12, 2021
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PanQuake

1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.
Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 09, 2021
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That olbeagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 30, 2021
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