alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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Barf Hammock

N. Any type of Pandemic Mask
Dont forget a barf hammock if you go out to the bars in a stage 3 lockdown.
by Hot Dog Goblin August 31, 2020
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Stalagshite

N. A firm mountainous pile of shit that breaches the toilet seat in an outhouse.
At the Missoula Moose Chile Cook Off, i had to straddle the Damn toilet seat to take a shit because the stalagshite would have sodomized me.
by Hot Dog Goblin September 21, 2020
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Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.
After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak
by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017
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Sheepdog Bern

1. A Term for dancing with a mouthful of Democrat Bollucks, perfected by Bernie Sanders, who sheepdogs young voters into the democratic party.
2. Eating shit and giving a thumbs up 👍
Goddamn, all the kiddies today get down with the Sheepdog Bern! What happened to The Macarena?
by Hot Dog Goblin March 13, 2021
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PanQuake

1. Noun. An innovative blockchain based social media platform that will be immune to censorship and will secure the privacy of its users, not to be confused with a PoonQuake which is a vaginal orgasm.
Once the Progressives were able to interact and organize on PanQuake, Medicare for All came to pass, all war was stopped and the 5th mass extinction event facing our earth was reversed.
by Hot Dog Goblin February 08, 2021
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Beagle Killer

1. Adj. immoral and irretrievably depraved

2. Noun. Fauci
3. Noun. A beagle killer
That ol’ beagle killer just raped a nun
by Hot Dog Goblin November 29, 2021
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