appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.
Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.
by Hot Carl April 22, 2005
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megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.
Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.
by hot carl September 03, 2003
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H.B.I.

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.
by hot carl December 12, 2003
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hot ribokas

give me a hot ribokas!!!!
by hot carl May 13, 2004
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Deuce McAllister

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.
by Hot Carl January 25, 2004
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Bastardized

1.) the act of impregnating a woman and leaving and having no contact withthe family or child (ah I've created yet another bastardized child)
2.) when a acqaintance does something really shady ( screw that asshole and his bastardized ways)
I came up with a bastardized plan to nut in all my bosses drawers.
by hot carl November 24, 2003
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hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it
I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.
by hot carl May 13, 2004
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