Hot Carl's definitions

Clean Jackson

The art of licking someone's asshole in the shower. Soap may or may not be used in this most pleasurably experience.

After a quick handie, I proceeded to give Ann a clean jackson.

by Hot Carl December 4, 2003

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

...if you like this, you will love sherminator

by hot carl January 27, 2005

H.B.I.

Hot Beef Injection

Man i want to give her the H.B.I. so bad tonight.

by hot carl December 12, 2003

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

megaho

a handicap person often seen wearing a helmet while sitting in a wheelchair.

Megaho was so drunk she passed out in her front yard.

by hot carl September 3, 2003

bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

by hot carl March 28, 2004