Hot Carl's definitions

appalachian trail mix

a special "blend" of pooh and hardened cum nuggets that is to be enjoyed as a snack in between rounds of sex, particularly anal. Singed pubic hairs are often added to the mixture for extra texture and flavoring in Venezuala.

Damn, your mom makes some sweet Appalachian trail mix.

I raped your mom. Then force fed her Appalachian trail mix, you dirty man.

by Hot Carl April 22, 2005

kurtis pk

kurtis pk originated from the acient word, fuck face. Scientist of the university of MIT discovered that PK actually is an ancient saying meaning "Poli-keunes". An old term used in the 1900s roughly translating to, "one who has no standards".

"yo, you just pulled a pk"
"thats the ugliest girl i have ever seen, thats defiently a PK"

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by hot carl January 27, 2005

felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.

Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.

by Hot Carl February 19, 2005

hot ribokas

its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it

I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas and she started crying.

by hot carl May 13, 2004

hot ribokas

its like a hot carl except in ur ear

give me a hot ribokas!!!!

by hot carl May 13, 2004

spankard

A person who is least or minimum

John Groggs is a spankard

by Hot Carl October 19, 2004

bmx

A sport you take up after you find out that you are not good at frootbooting

I just cant learn lukangs so i am just going to take up bmx and destroy the coping with my pegs

by hot carl March 28, 2004