Hoss's definitions

Stump Monkey

A pussy that has no moisture whatsoever, making entrance of a ding dong virtually impossible. The procedure of trying to enter such a womb gives the dong owner the sensation equivalent to trying to fuck a tree stump.

Marsha finally gave me the consent to wax that ass last night, and I'll be damned if she didn't have stump monkey. I never got the head in.

by hoss May 21, 2003

good lookin' out

A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.

Jeremy: Yo James, you want a soda
James: Fo sho, good lookin' out dogg, I'm hella thirsty

by Hoss March 31, 2005

Cobbler Bottom

An explosion of the bowels that leaves a dreadful sight in the undergarments, resembling a spoiled cobbler. Has been known to cause vomiting, profane language, and a loss of friends.

A boy at school today didn't make it to the restroom in time, and he got a big serving of cobbler bottom.

by hoss May 21, 2003

killa tay

A savage west coast rapper from Fresno, California.

Have you heard Killa Tay's new album?

by hoss March 6, 2005

panty licker

eating a woman's pussy through her panties

She loved panty lickers because they made her cum in her panties

by Hoss March 20, 2005

titty hard on

women with erect nipples, usually poking through thier clothes

look, she has a titty hard on

by Hoss March 20, 2005

zeffer

see zepher

1. When one who does not smoke chews or gnaws on an unlit cigar or cigarette to mock people that do smoke.

2. When a former smoker zeffers a cigarette or cigar.

Hondo: Hey let me bum a cig man.

Spencer: You don't even smoke dude.

Hondo: I wanna Zeffer it.

by Hoss March 29, 2005