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Hippity Dippity 

A sex position but no one reals knows how to do it.
Bill: "Hey! Let's do the hippity dippity!"

Maria; "What the fuck is that?!?"

Bill: "I don't know, but we gonna do it!"

Nigga Poo 

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.
I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

Nigga Poo 

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.
I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

Chinese Penis Torture 

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.
1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

Blow Job 

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.
"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

twerking 

when you shake your ass until it falls in my mouth you bitch
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