Hippity Dippity

A sex position but no one reals knows how to do it.

Bill: "Hey! Let's do the hippity dippity!"

Maria; "What the fuck is that?!?"

Bill: "I don't know, but we gonna do it!"

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! January 26, 2025

Blow Job

The act of blowing up a cock. Yes it is possible. It may cause a bladder or kidney infection, or possibly a urine track infection. Symptoms are pain in the side of the lower back on the right side. Pain when urinating or even blood in the urine.

"The prostitute charges $500 for the Blow Job."

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 10, 2022

Pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!

When you girl gets some friends and decides to start a gang bang and you get super horny.

I love when there's pussys rubbing on my face. Unnnnhhh!!!!!

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022

twerking

when you shake your ass until it falls in my mouth you bitch

twerking

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! September 07, 2022

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 03, 2024

Nigga Poo

When a big black man with ABMS pulls down his pants/shorts and/or underwear then proceeds to poo off the edge off a building, out a window, or from some other indecent place.

I was walking down fifth and main when a big black nigga got nude and decided to pull a nigga poo.

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! May 03, 2024

Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022