8 definitions by Hopkins and Cruz

mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by Hopkins and Cruz January 3, 2010

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

snorkler

Where your eating out a female and her vagina is so wet you can't breathe.

I had to perform the snorkler on her last night.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

jamaican bobsled

Where four black guys get in a bathtub and have sex with a female.

It was crazy I walked in the bathroom and there was a jamaican bobsled going on.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

the recession

Where you use the same condom for a week.

I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

The louisiana purchase

Where you pay a hooker one dollar and get all the services for just a buck.

I went to vegas and and paid for the louisiana purchase a sweet deal indeed.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010

mexican pinata

Pretty much a gang bang where a girl is getting hit in the face by several male penis'

A bunch of us got together last night and gave that girl a mexican pinata!

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2010