Hoops Doctor's definitions

Smallpha Male

A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining

Josh is such a smallpha male, because he is trying to compensate for his insecurities

by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025

facessay

A long rambling social media post (usually Facebook) that could have been said in two sentences, but rambles for three pages

Kai's latest facessay is even more boring and pointless than the last one

by Hoops Doctor August 8, 2024

Hanntastic

A very smart, funny and sexy woman

Hannah Fry is absolutely Hanntastic

by Hoops Doctor February 6, 2025