Natasha

A badass poser who can kick anyone's ass.

"Who's that?"
That's Natasha, she's such a poser."

AKA: Black Widow, Natalia Romanova, Natasha Romanoff, Natalia Rushman, Fanny Longbottom

by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021

Blended Cucumber

An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"

person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?

by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021

Summerville

A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)

new kid: so, what is there to do in Summerville?
local: literally nothing.
new kid: oh ok.

by Hondacf100! October 06, 2022

Steve

patriotic, blonde, strong, and kind, Steve is an old soul with a strong moral compass. He's sometimes known as the star-spangled man with a plan and has America's ass

person 1: steve, that suit did nothing for your ass
person 2: as far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass

by Hondacf100! November 15, 2021

Wyoming

Wyoming is not a place. It's too square. If you have met anyone who is "from Wyoming," beware, they are probably an FBI agent. No one is from, or visits, Wyoming.

P1: Oh yeah, I went to Wyoming for a business trip last week.
P2: I thought it didn't exist?
P1 (FBI agent): It doesn't...

by Hondacf100! March 24, 2022

David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com

David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful

by Hondacf100! November 01, 2021

Sam

some sort of great guy who can always make you laugh, he also has some sort of boat that really needs to be fixed, some sort of sister named Sarah, and some sort of colleague named Bucky.

AKA: Captain America, Falcon, Wilson

Sam: You were supposed to go right, it's in every action movie!"

by Hondacf100! October 29, 2021