Homer's definitions

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004

feminine itch

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

by Homer November 10, 2003

Catsmeow

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

by Homer November 10, 2003

Monhoney

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

by Homer November 10, 2003

Yukdonalds

Any eating establishment with golden arches.

Just look down the street

by Homer November 10, 2003

Crapateria

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

by Homer November 10, 2003

Trulove

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

by Homer November 10, 2003