Definitions by Homer

ouch 

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

ouch by Homer April 5, 2004

feminine itch 

My girlfriends fingernails

Her nails on my nutt sack

feminine itch by Homer November 10, 2003

Catsmeow 

A pussy liquor (pussy licker)

A liquor that smells and tastes like a clean, sweet, young, hot, wet, woman/girl. (check local statutes for legal age.)

Catsmeow by Homer November 10, 2003

Monhoney 

A man waiting outside a Walmart saying "Come on honey"

Any Walmart anywhere!

Monhoney by Homer November 10, 2003

Yukdonalds 

Any eating establishment with golden arches.

Just look down the street

Yukdonalds by Homer November 10, 2003

Crapateria 

That food place at work or in jail.

Crappy cafeteria

Crapateria by Homer November 10, 2003

Trulove 

When both girlfriends don't mind doing me at the same time!

Julie and her sister!

Trulove by Homer November 10, 2003