A promiscuous woman's sexual history.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 07, 2023
Get the resume of dicksmug. Used to express shock, revulsion and often sarcasm. Often used in social media as a reaction to someone who is acting erratically or expressing very radical or extremist views.
OP : "omg guys im having a panic attack, im really mentally fucked up im so anxious, i am really mentally ill like I got anxiety, depression, bipolar, schizophrenia, split personality, dyslexia, autism, i really need help guys PLZZZ GUYS"
Commenter: "yikes"
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OP: Women shouldn't have rights
Commenter: That's a yikes from me dawg
Commenter: "yikes"
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OP: Women shouldn't have rights
Commenter: That's a yikes from me dawg
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Get the yikesmug. by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Get the furrymug. When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".
"yo dats only $20 a gram"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017
Get the legitnessmug. The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
Get the Get sonnedmug. *Randy defeats an annoying cocky minecraft player on some obscure server filled with lonely virgins*
Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!
Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 03, 2017
Get the sit the fuck downmug. Tim: So what were you doing last night?
Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
by Homeless Chicken November 12, 2017
Get the Spaceymug.