Definitions by Homeless Chicken

resume of dicks 

A promiscuous woman's sexual history.

A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.

Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"

Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"

resume of dicks by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023

bitch's bitch 

someone who is so low on the totem pole that they are the bitch of someone who is the bitch of someone else.

Mori: You're the Omega man, bottom of the food chain, you're the bitch's bitch

Brucie: Cut it out Mori

bitch's bitch by Homeless Chicken December 31, 2022

crud monkey 

A generic programmer whose job revolves around create, read, update and delete, aka CRUD

95% of programmers are just useless crud monkeys, dumb crud monkey

crud monkey by Homeless Chicken December 22, 2022

fresh ass motherfucker 

when you get a zero fade at the barber and be looking fresh as fuck

got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker

fresh ass motherfucker by Homeless Chicken November 23, 2022

nigga got dat drip 

when a nigga looking fly, clean and fresh af. when you know he bout to hit the club and get hos

"damn look at Devonte, nigga got dat drip, you know he finna pick up bitches"

nigga got dat drip by Homeless Chicken June 25, 2022

big mun

The british way of saying 'big man'

Brit: 'Aye big mun you da ting?'

big mun by Homeless Chicken June 23, 2022

cuck

Will Smith

"bro you see will smith slap chris rock? he's such a cuck defending his wife who fucked like 50 other guys while they were married"

cuck by Homeless Chicken April 6, 2022