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The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.
*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*
Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
A phrase uttered by image consultant Kevin Samuels in response to a woman claiming she deserves a high value male because she has slept with many high value men before.
Woman: "I've been with many high value men, I think my resume speaks for itself"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
Kevin Samuels: "your resume of dicks?"
by Homeless Chicken May 7, 2023
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Random Pleb: "I heard you became a memologist, congrats"
Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
Recent graduate student: "Thanks dude, I got a degree in memology, but now I'm balls deep in student debt but it doesn't matter because being a memologist is my dream job. Now I got to get back to my computer and get on with my work, being a memologist requires a lot of hard work."
by Homeless Chicken May 21, 2016
Get the memologist mug.*Randy defeats an annoying cocky minecraft player on some obscure server filled with lonely virgins*
Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!
Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!
by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017
Get the sit the fuck down mug.A series of 'epic fantasy' novels (known as A Song of Ice and Fire) written by George R.R. Martin, it was eventually adapted into a TV show with HBO acquiring the rights.
It is one of the most hard core, brutally nihilistic pieces of literature in recent memory. Where plot armor is very minimal, morals are almost non-existent and main characters die on the regular. If you're looking for something that is raw, merciless and brutal without any bullshit, Game of Thrones is for you. This book/show does not fuck around.
It is one of the most hard core, brutally nihilistic pieces of literature in recent memory. Where plot armor is very minimal, morals are almost non-existent and main characters die on the regular. If you're looking for something that is raw, merciless and brutal without any bullshit, Game of Thrones is for you. This book/show does not fuck around.
"Bruh, everything is so cliche and boring these days, when is someone going to release some real shit"
"I order you to get your ass into Game of Thrones this instant, it's got murder, rape, incest, war, sex, regicide, child killing, torture and all that fucked up shit, it's just like real life.
"I order you to get your ass into Game of Thrones this instant, it's got murder, rape, incest, war, sex, regicide, child killing, torture and all that fucked up shit, it's just like real life.
by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017
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Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy
Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice
by Homeless Chicken November 12, 2017
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"yo dats only $20 a gram"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"
by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017
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