Homeless Chicken 's definitions

legitness

When something is so legit (real, authentic) that the only word that could possibly describe it is "legitness".

"yo dats only $20 a gram"

"for realz??? I gotchu bro, dats straight legitness right there, you the man"

by Homeless Chicken August 27, 2017

zoop

Old Australian slang word referring to someone who is a loser or a poser. Used in wog communities during the 90s and 2000s.

Ibrahim: mate I'm a legend

Hammer: oh yeah? zoop more like it

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

bitch's bitch

someone who is so low on the totem pole that they are the bitch of someone who is the bitch of someone else.

Mori: You're the Omega man, bottom of the food chain, you're the bitch's bitch

Brucie: Cut it out Mori

by Homeless Chicken December 31, 2022

fresh ass motherfucker

when you get a zero fade at the barber and be looking fresh as fuck

got to get that fade done up every two weeks, it just comes with the territory of being a fresh ass motherfucker

by Homeless Chicken November 23, 2022

Spacey

The act of sexually forcing oneself onto a 14 year old boy.

Tim: So what were you doing last night?

Kevin: I was just hanging out with a young boy

Tim: Ahh the classic Spacey, nice

by Homeless Chicken November 12, 2017

Get sonned

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

sit the fuck down

The act of forcefully humbling someone who is acting above their position.

*Randy defeats an annoying cocky minecraft player on some obscure server filled with lonely virgins*

Randy: SIT THE FUCK DOWN FAGGOT!!!

by Homeless Chicken September 3, 2017