HollyWood90027's definitions

Upholjizzphobia

Upholjizzphobia is the fear of someone getting Jizz on your upholstered headboard.

I'm shopping for a bed for my guest room and love this upholstered headboard but I suffer from Upholjizzphobia!!! What if the guests all leave a little DNA in it, YUCK!!!

by HollyWood90027 October 17, 2018

Baking down under

It's a polite way of saying a girl has a yeast infection in her cookie.

Sorry Cookie store is closed tonight because I'm baking down under!
Sorry honey no booty tonight because I'm baking down under :(

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2010

ShitZaster

A ShitZaster is what my house was after hosting another kiddie birthday shit show of a party. Any questions? I know parents know what I mean.

Hurricane Maria left such a SHITZASTER in Puerto Rico!!!
The place is such a SHITZASTER after the such a wild party.
OMG how do we get out of this SHITZASTER!!!!???
North Korea bomb situation is such a SHITZASTER!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017