11 definitions by HollyWood90027

Upholjizzphobia

Upholjizzphobia is the fear of someone getting Jizz on your upholstered headboard.

I'm shopping for a bed for my guest room and love this upholstered headboard but I suffer from Upholjizzphobia!!! What if the guests all leave a little DNA in it, YUCK!!!

by HollyWood90027 October 17, 2018

DeCockxify

If his cock is your drug... then DeCoxify is what a

girl or gay man has to do after a break up with a boyfriend one had highly addicktive great sex with.

Example: I miss sex with him so much I might have to check into Betty Ford Clinic to DeCockxify!

by HollyWood90027 January 15, 2011

Break a Leg, Not a Condom!

Cheery farewell for when your friend is going on a date with a hot date with someone of questionable character.

Can also be used as a toast when heading out on a wild night out on the town.

When your friend is walking out the door you would shout, "HEY, break a leg, not a condom!" to wish them home safely.

by HollyWood90027 December 29, 2011

Foing

When you're Fucking Going, you are FOING! Comes in specially handy when there are children around and you want to emphasize the fact that you are going but can't use the word fuck.

I already told you 20 times that I was FOING!!!
This is such an awesome event I'm 100% FOING!!!

by HollyWood90027 September 28, 2017