Definitions by Holly M S
Douchebook
Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.
Douchebook by Holly M S May 25, 2010
Boobie Grin
(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.
Boobie Grin by Holly M S May 24, 2010
Cyber Surgery
(noun) online corrections that modify the appearance of a physical feature in a photograph. IE, Photoshop.
Cyber Surgery by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Coitus Regretus
"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."
Coitus Regretus by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Telescoping Penis
(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.
Telescoping Penis by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Penis Logic
(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
Penis Logic by Holly M S May 22, 2010
Pendulust
A person sexually enthralled by a sexual body part swinging freely from a fixed point, as in huge pendulous breasts or long swaying balls. (pendulum+lust)