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Angry Ass

An ass so perfect that it makes the person looking at it want to growl aloud & assault it, as if angry.

An ass so beautiful that it demands attention, like an angry patron.
My husband says he married me for my angry ass.
by Holly M S May 15, 2010
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Bitch Daddy

The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.
"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."

"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"
by Holly M S April 20, 2010
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Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.
"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."
by Holly M S May 15, 2010
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Ass Bite

the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker
by Holly M S June 16, 2010
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Photo Chopped

When a friend or relative posts a picture of themselves online that you know you were in originally but you've been cropped out. Being chopped out of a photo.
"Dude. She totally photo chopped your ass outta that pic."
by Holly M S May 15, 2010
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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Penis Logic

(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.
by Holly M S May 22, 2010
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