30 definitions by Holly M S

(adjective) breasts that are highly attractive to the opposite sex.

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

(noun) the sum of a person's smarm in this and previous states of existence, viewed as deciding their fate in future existences. Smarm+Karma

the part of a woman's anatomy where the hair triangle exists--if not shaved or shaped--forming a "V" as her hip dip goes down to the "mons veneris"

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.