Definitions by Holly M S

facebooksterbating 

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook

Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.

facebooksterbating by Holly M S February 15, 2012

shit-day slalom 

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.

Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.

shit-day slalom by Holly M S February 15, 2012

Shit-Day Slalom 

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

Shit-Day Slalom by Holly M S January 13, 2011

text-sketchy 

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

text-sketchy by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Check Rage 

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

Check Rage by Holly M S September 28, 2010

Suck-Shit 

Suck-Shit (noun) - some action or person that's really dreadfully crappy; something worse than the worst.

This day totally sucked. I'm just grateful this suck-shit is over.

OMG, don't cry over him! He treated you like total suck-shit!

Suck-Shit by Holly M S September 23, 2010

Non-Reciprocating Tool 

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.

"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."

Non-Reciprocating Tool by Holly M S July 21, 2010