facebooksterbating

|fās-boŏk-stərˈbā t-ing|
verb

to "like" one's own posts and comments perpetually; to give oneself pleasure by constantly "liking" your own posts and comments on Facebook

Did you see Cole's comments? He's totally facebooksterbating himself on everything he posts.

Nicole's crazy with all her self-liking quotes, an embarrassing display of public facebooksterbating.

by Holly M S February 15, 2012

douche hag

A catty straight woman who loves the company of gay men and has spent so much time around them that she’s begun to act like an attitude-ridden queen. With limp wrist and waggling head, she talks shit, starts shit, & won’t finish her shit, but at the end of the day still thinks she’s *FABULOUSSSS*

"Hey Vidal, where's your douche hag tonight?"

by Holly M S May 10, 2010

Sittage

Sittage (n) The state of possessing child care.

"I've hooked up some sittage for Friday so we can go out."

by Holly M S May 15, 2010

Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

by Holly M S April 24, 2010

Telescoping Penis

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

by Holly M S June 01, 2010

Boobie Grin

(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.

With that push-up on, I *swear* Donna's got four inches of boobie grin goin' on.

by Holly M S May 24, 2010