Holly M S's definitions

hood wood

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car

"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."

by Holly M S May 7, 2010

Coitus Regretus

(noun) being in a state of continually regretting a lapse in sexual judgment (EX: walk of shame)

"When I think about Vidal, I have an overwhelming sense of coitus regretus and want to forget it ever happened."

by Holly M S May 22, 2010

Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

by Holly M S September 28, 2010

e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

by Holly M S June 29, 2010

Ass Bite

the sensation one experiences--ie, on a roller coaster, or a very high swing as a child, or driving fast down a steep hill, or falling in a dream--that causes your body to suddenly tense and your anus to pucker inward reflexively and with force, as if your ass is 'biting down' as a result of the sensation; an autonomic ass pucker

Parasailing makes my ass bite.

by Holly M S June 16, 2010

text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

by Holly M S June 15, 2010