Holly M S's definitions

Bitch Daddy

The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.

"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."

"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"

by Holly M S April 20, 2010

Crib Parade

The spectacle of concentrated groups of sexy gold-diggers that frequent the house parties of wealthy entertainers, usually rock/rap stars and womanizing party men of Hollywood.

A gaggle of groupie bimbos looking to land rich men.

"Dude, look at all these fine women. It's a f'n' crib parade in here."

"The Playboy Mansion is the ultimate crib parade."

by Holly M S April 24, 2010

Shit-Day Slalom

(noun) a day that starts out crappy but then spirals out of control, becoming crappier and crappier and crappier, as if the total decline of your life would never end.

A parking ticket, blown math quiz, and now my kid has scabies. I'm on a shit-day slalom.

by Holly M S January 13, 2011

text-sketchy

when text responsiveness is patchy

You know I'm text-sketchy between 3-8 because I'm dealing with the kids. Best to text me later.

by Holly M S December 8, 2010

Suck-Shit

Suck-Shit (noun) - some action or person that's really dreadfully crappy; something worse than the worst.

This day totally sucked. I'm just grateful this suck-shit is over.

OMG, don't cry over him! He treated you like total suck-shit!

by Holly M S September 23, 2010

Check Rage

(noun) violent, uncontrolled rage that overtakes you when an asshole in front of you in line at the store holds up everyone by writing an old-time paper check.

Some old bitch send me spiraling into check rage today at Safeway.

by Holly M S September 28, 2010

Pharmeopathic

the belief in legitimate scientifically-proven pharmaceuticals as an answer to illness and disease instead of hoo-doo voo-doo homeopathic nonsense.

You keep drinking water and downing Gingko if you want, but *my* ass is going to an actual doctor for some pharmeopathic treatment.

by Holly M S June 15, 2010