e-kward

(adjective) an embarrassing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.

I dumped Mike last night in a text. That was kinda e-kward.

by Holly M S June 29, 2010

Douchebook

Another (more realistic) name for Facebook, especially when their site runs like shit, notices don't go out, screens lock up, and their crappy server fails.

Thanks a lot for the lock-up, douchebook. FFS

by Holly M S May 25, 2010

Non-Reciprocating Tool

a completely self-absorbed, unaware "friend" (READ: douche) that you do things for *all the time* that NEVER returns the favor, even in times of crisis, always making the excuse that they're working or busy or just *can't* for whatever reason--always an excuse--ANY time you ask them, no matter what; someone who never returns the many favors you've done for them.

"My Dad just died and I can't find sittage for the funeral tomorrow. Since I've watched your kids for free for the past two days, do you think you can sit mine for a few hours while I go to my Dad's memorial service?"

Non-Reciprocating Tool: "Tomorrow? Oh, no way. Sorry. Gotta work online and stuff. You know. Busy and all. Can't. Maybe next time."

by Holly M S July 21, 2010

Full Frankenstein

as opposed to having "a little work done" women who go ape-shit with the cosmetic work have gotten the "full Frankenstein" (ie, full monty @ cosmetic surgery)

OMG, did you see those new pictures of Heidi Montag? Bitch went full Frankenstein!

by Holly M S June 22, 2010

Bitch Daddy

The person who has and handles the bitch. The one in control.

"She's my bitch, and I'm her bitch daddy."

"Duuuude, looks like your bitch daddy just told you what the hell was up!"

by Holly M S April 20, 2010

Boobie Grin

(noun) the crease created between two large breasts when they're pressed together in the middle. The valley of the cleavage.

With that push-up on, I *swear* Donna's got four inches of boobie grin goin' on.

by Holly M S May 24, 2010

Douchebagger

(noun) an insidious obnoxious person with questionable objectives meddling in your affairs; someone who doesn't know you at all but busts up on your business and starts saying crap, giving advice, acting like it's his business, as if he knows what to do (Douche + Carpet-bagger)

Sam was telling a story about his ex, Lori, at the party, and some total douchebagger bust up into the scene and went off.

by Holly M S June 01, 2010