Definitions by Holden McCrank

tardis twat 

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

tardis twat by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

dinky winky 

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

dinky winky by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

electric fart 

n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.

electric fart by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

caps 

n. bullets

Let's peel some caps back, yo.

caps by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

sproggenwagon 

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

sproggenwagon by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

stanky

n. syn. for vagina

I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.

stanky by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003

juggy 

adj. Blessed with bountiful breasts.

Damn! That chick is juggy!

juggy by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003