crank

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

rice

v. To take a shitty jap car, add some Vtech stickers, spoiler, and fuck up the camber.

I just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of shit.

by Holden McCrank April 29, 2003

dinky winky

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

G and L

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

ankle

Extremely bitchy or useless woman. So-called because an ankle is two feet lower than a cunt.

Fuckin' ankle just cut me off!

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003

sproggenwagon

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

poony

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

by Holden McCrank April 08, 2003