Holden McCrank's definitions

stanky

n. syn. for vagina

I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.

by Holden McCrank February 1, 2003

ankle

Extremely bitchy or useless woman. So-called because an ankle is two feet lower than a cunt.

Fuckin' ankle just cut me off!

by Holden McCrank January 31, 2003

dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

caps

n. bullets

Let's peel some caps back, yo.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

crank

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

electric fart

n. A fart with a lot of juice in it.

Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003