crank

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

stanky

n. syn. for vagina

I'm going to get some stanky on my hang-low.

by Holden McCrank February 01, 2003

sproggenwagon

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spoogemonkey

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

caps

n. bullets

Let's peel some caps back, yo.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003