Definitions by Holden McCrank

rice 

v. To take a shitty jap car, add some Vtech stickers, spoiler, and fuck up the camber.

I just spent $12000 ricing up a $8000 piece of shit.

rice by Holden McCrank April 29, 2003

dutch wife 

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

dutch wife by Holden McCrank April 22, 2003

poony 

adj. Having to do with poon or poontang.

I just put that bitch through her poony paces.

poony by Holden McCrank April 8, 2003

G and L 

n. Abbreviation of "gambled and lost." Refers to fart that comes out with a little something extra.

After that burrito, I figured I had a G and L coming on; I went for it and lost.

G and L by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

jam raid 

n. A monthly event which causes tuna town to be inaccessible by the skin boat

Looks like a jam raid! Guess I'll have a bit of hand shandy tonight.

jam raid by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

crank 

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

crank by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003