Ryan Hill

Big ass dude who plays basketball. He’s also a simp and sucks at video games, he plays pc cuz he thinks consoles are trash but it’s cuz he can’t afford one.

Ryan Hill fucking sucks at video games. All he knows how to do it eat cuz he’s a tall 9 foot fatass who can dribble a ball around and nothing else

by Hitler the great July 10, 2020

Indian

I dirty brown pile of human waste who will do anything to steal your money and scam you. They are rapists and they worship the cow.

They are mostly brown skinned due to the heat and exposure to the sun since India is a hot country, some even look completely black.

Indians work in retail stores and have very hairy legs. They also eat shit called curry

darren : shit dude I just lost 500 dollars....

Edora: why dude?

darren: some guy called and told me I needed to pay For tech support or some shit. But when I sent the money they never called back

Edora: must’ve been an Indian....

Other examples include;

Indians always work at my 7 eleven and it smells like goat over there

by Hitler the great November 21, 2019

Fish

An aquatic animal that you can eat. They swim around in the ocean or in lakes, they have many babies each day through egg birth and humans like eating them. Fish are tasty and they like worms, so when you go fishing, just bait them with a worm and then cook that fish for dinner

Last week I went fishing At the river and caught a big ass fish. I took it home, killed it and cooked it, then I ate it.

That fish was delicious

by Hitler the great July 09, 2020

5 dollars

5 dollars is a bill that has a number 5 on it. 5 dollars is also the most iconic bill in the whole world cuz of how much stuff costs, and with 5 dollars you can buy nearly everything that is cheap. For instance, a bag of chips or a pizza

I was walking down the street and I saw 5 dollars on the floor. It was the luckiest day of my life, and I spent the 5 dollars on a cheeseburger

by Hitler the great July 14, 2020

Egging me on

When someone leads you on and plays with you, as if it’s some kind of joke.

Lisa was Egging me on when I spent so much time and effort trying to get her in bed.

I was so sure she wanted to fuck but then in the end she didn’t want to. What a shitty move...

by Hitler the great July 13, 2020

Yuri lowenthal

Literally meaning “Low priced Lesbian”
The name yuri actually means lesbian in Japanese. It’s a type of genre in the Hentai business. Lowenthal is a German word for low priced

Hey bro you wanna go out and find some yuri lowenthals. I heard they’re really cheap, and they do almost everything you ask them to

by Hitler the great July 07, 2020

Squidward

Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.

They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward

A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck

Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....

Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.

Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.

Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!

Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?

Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020