Highly Evolved's definitions

world peace

Something impossible to achieve because everyone has their own beliefs and thoughts.

World peace would screw up the economy.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

britney spears

WARNING: May cause motion sickness

CAUTION: If in range, may try to come on to you

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

beyonce

Singer that after reaching a high popularity, she let's her fellow friend fall and doesn't even extend a helping hand during a performance with her singing group, Destiney's Child.

Has an alright singing voice that annoys everybody alot and now has a lot of meaningless songs tooken seriously.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

your mom

An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.

Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Washington State

Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.

Washington is, um yeah, it's alright...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

target

A store I don't really care for, but whenever I do go in, I'm always questioned if I want a damn Target card. We are becoming the target of annoyence.

Target Staff Member #1: Hey, want a chance for a target card?
Me: No, thanks.
Target Staff Member #2: Would you like to sign up for a target card?
Me: No...
Target Staff Member #3: Would you like to apply for a targe...
Me: NO! I DO NOT WANT A TARGET CARD!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005