Haha, that's funny

Used in real life conversations or IM meaning, "I'm pretending that's funny, but it's really not" or, "I have not idea/I don't care what you just said, so I'm gonna say this." Also sometimes used with lack of enthusiasm in real life to show sarcasm.

Similar to lol, lolocaust, and haha.
Frank: I just threw an apple at my sister! LOL!
Donnie: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: What the fuck, you suck at humour.

Joe: So, I said, "No, that's my seat, yours is over there."
Jake: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: I'm bored, I'm gonna go get high.
by Highly Evolved May 25, 2006
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PETA

People for the Ethnical Treatment of Animals.

Yes, some PETA members have the right idea about animal rights, but besides that, they really take things too far.

They've killed many healthy animals, complaining of not being able to find a home. Please explain why other animal shelters are capable of finding more homes for animals than PETA probably ever has. Infact, after you call PETA to have an animal taken away (for whatever the reason), chances are that the animal will be killed in their PETA van as soon as close your front door.

Many PETA members are hypocrites, even if they may or may not realize it.

Though not everything they say is a lie, they still tend to feed bullshit to the public and use scare tactics on children.
I am vegan, but PETA really gets on my nerves. They give a bad name for vegetarians and vegans.

NEDM would make PETA cool.
by Highly Evolved June 20, 2006
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Sxe

Widely known as "Straight Edge".

However, it CAN be used as "sexy", or can be a misspelling of "sex".
Internet Convo
Guy: Carmen...Yeah, she's fuckin' sxe.
Other Guy: Yeah I know, she turns down drugs/beer/casual sex when offered. I know...'cause I already asked.
Guy: Dumbass, I'm meant sexy.
Other Guy: Oh, my bad, thought you were talking about straight edge (FTW).
Guy: Fuck the what? Nobody cares about that trend.
Other Guy: No, I meant the lifetime commitment, non-fad kind.
Guy: Oh, that's fuckin' alright, then.
by Highly Evolved June 25, 2006
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maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.
And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.
by Highly Evolved March 23, 2005
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The Slow And The Timid

Hey, let's not watch The Slow And The Timid and watch Fight Club instead!
by Highly Evolved May 28, 2006
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Washington State

Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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