Highly Evolved's definitions

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Sxe

Widely known as "Straight Edge".

However, it CAN be used as "sexy", or can be a misspelling of "sex".

Internet Convo
Guy: Carmen...Yeah, she's fuckin' sxe.
Other Guy: Yeah I know, she turns down drugs/beer/casual sex when offered. I know...'cause I already asked.
Guy: Dumbass, I'm meant sexy.
Other Guy: Oh, my bad, thought you were talking about straight edge (FTW).
Guy: Fuck the what? Nobody cares about that trend.
Other Guy: No, I meant the lifetime commitment, non-fad kind.
Guy: Oh, that's fuckin' alright, then.

by Highly Evolved June 25, 2006

Haha, that's funny

Used in real life conversations or IM meaning, "I'm pretending that's funny, but it's really not" or, "I have not idea/I don't care what you just said, so I'm gonna say this." Also sometimes used with lack of enthusiasm in real life to show sarcasm.

Similar to lol, lolocaust, and haha.

Frank: I just threw an apple at my sister! LOL!
Donnie: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: What the fuck, you suck at humour.

Joe: So, I said, "No, that's my seat, yours is over there."
Jake: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: I'm bored, I'm gonna go get high.

by Highly Evolved May 25, 2006

pokemon

A show featuring a pokemon trainer named Ash and funny looking monsters that can only say their own name. Was a good show, until they came out with newer pokemon that looked like other pokemon, just with different names. Most pokemon and episodes passing the original 151 pokemon are lame. Also a trading card game.

Me: I loved the old Pokemon and even collected the cards.
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend's Religious Christian Mom: There's something you're hiding! The devil posesses you because you like Pokemon!
Me: Yeah..whatever...Get away from me...

by Highly Evolved March 20, 2005

world peace

Something impossible to achieve because everyone has their own beliefs and thoughts.

World peace would screw up the economy.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Avril Lavinge

A horrid singer who kids go around saying they love and that she's punk. They then start hearing she's a poseur and start saying they hate her.

Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...

Kid 1: Yeah, Avril is so punk! I love her!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!

A day later...

Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Washington State

Where I live. It's not that bad and the weather can be really sucky and rainy, or really hot and dry. There's a bunch of drugheads in my area, I don't mind. Some times it can be really boring, but that's just cause my town is so small and I sit around doing nothing all day.

Washington is, um yeah, it's alright...

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005