Highly Evolved's definitions

maroon 5

Some sort of horrid "band". They exist to annoy the shit out of everyone. I'm thinking they're all gay and the lead singer only makes out with some chick in a video to cover up his gayness.

Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: What? You mean I have to make out with him!?!?!?
Director: Yeah, but I'll pay you 3000 bucks if you agree.
Girl at Maroon 5 Audition: Ahh, screw it. You'd have to pay me more than that! I'm outta here!
Director: Damn, lost another one! Alright, girl 23, you're ne...Wait, you're a guy!
"Girl" 23: I know, but he's so beautiful!
Director: Well, you're the last one, go ahead!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

pokemon

A show featuring a pokemon trainer named Ash and funny looking monsters that can only say their own name. Was a good show, until they came out with newer pokemon that looked like other pokemon, just with different names. Most pokemon and episodes passing the original 151 pokemon are lame. Also a trading card game.

Me: I loved the old Pokemon and even collected the cards.
My Sister's Ex-Boyfriend's Religious Christian Mom: There's something you're hiding! The devil posesses you because you like Pokemon!
Me: Yeah..whatever...Get away from me...

by Highly Evolved March 20, 2005

Haha, that's funny

Used in real life conversations or IM meaning, "I'm pretending that's funny, but it's really not" or, "I have not idea/I don't care what you just said, so I'm gonna say this." Also sometimes used with lack of enthusiasm in real life to show sarcasm.

Similar to lol, lolocaust, and haha.

Frank: I just threw an apple at my sister! LOL!
Donnie: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: What the fuck, you suck at humour.

Joe: So, I said, "No, that's my seat, yours is over there."
Jake: Haha, that's funny.

Meaning: I'm bored, I'm gonna go get high.

by Highly Evolved May 25, 2006

world peace

Something impossible to achieve because everyone has their own beliefs and thoughts.

World peace would screw up the economy.

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005

Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

by Highly Evolved March 23, 2005

Hauling Ass

Moving at a highly high speed.

"Ass, we're hauling ass." - Rat Race

by Highly Evolved May 27, 2006

Avril Lavinge

A horrid singer who kids go around saying they love and that she's punk. They then start hearing she's a poseur and start saying they hate her.

Who cares whatever the hell she is, she just blows all together and her voice sounds like she's dieing...

Kid 1: Yeah, Avril is so punk! I love her!
Kid 2: Are you kidding me? She's sucks!

A day later...

Kid 1: I hate Avril she's such a poseur and she sucks!

by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005