Higgins's definitions

almostsmart

A shitfestival message board full of Bush haters and emo kids with shitty tastes in music.

"Really, how fun is it to come to Almost Smart? It's full depressing emo kids sharing their shitty taste in music, drugs,poems and views on life"

by Higgins March 22, 2005

Mad Sick Garbage

Something really cool that you just have to say something cause you feel like it

Mad Sick Garbage!

by Higgins June 8, 2003

hershey higgins

The hershey higgins is when a man burys his bald head in another mans ass. When the head is removed a small pyramid shaped chunk of shit is left crowning the bald persons head resembling a hersheys kiss.

Hey Carlos, it looks like you've had a busy afternoon. You have a hershey higgins on your head you sick bastard.

by higgins January 19, 2005

beeeatch

variation on bitch or biotch, a pseudonym for my boss at the Kennebunk Police Department

the Lieutenant can sit and be my beeeatch after I sue his ass

by Higgins October 28, 2003

high and tight higgins

The high and tight higgins is a variation of the high and tight haircut common in the military. It was developed during the gulf war, and found it's way into society shorly afterwards.

The high and tight higgins is a haircut in a mans pubic region. The high and tight variation is when a man cuts his own hair and leaves random patches of hair around his balls and anus.

Man looks like you need to invest in a mirror, you got a high and tight higgins all over your balls.

by higgins January 19, 2005