Higgins's definitions

muddy higgins

This is what you call it when two people get together, and one person holds his/her anus open while the other person craps into their open asshole.

would you like to come back to my place for a muddy higgins? I will pay you.

by higgins May 12, 2004

cold and prickley higgins

1. The act of making a person feel like shit.
2. The feeling a person gets after they have been shit on.

I volunteered to come into work on my day off, and when I got there my boss yelled at me for being 1 minute late. Now I plan to kill myself, I feel like I got cold and prickley higginsed.

by higgins March 24, 2005

high and tight higgins

The high and tight higgins is a variation of the high and tight haircut common in the military. It was developed during the gulf war, and found it's way into society shorly afterwards.

The high and tight higgins is a haircut in a mans pubic region. The high and tight variation is when a man cuts his own hair and leaves random patches of hair around his balls and anus.

Man looks like you need to invest in a mirror, you got a high and tight higgins all over your balls.

by higgins January 19, 2005

hershey higgins

The hershey higgins is when a man burys his bald head in another mans ass. When the head is removed a small pyramid shaped chunk of shit is left crowning the bald persons head resembling a hersheys kiss.

Hey Carlos, it looks like you've had a busy afternoon. You have a hershey higgins on your head you sick bastard.

by higgins January 19, 2005

beeeatch

variation on bitch or biotch, a pseudonym for my boss at the Kennebunk Police Department

the Lieutenant can sit and be my beeeatch after I sue his ass

by Higgins October 28, 2003