ambiguously gay higgins

This is a person who has sexual tendancys toward people or persons of his own sex. He tries to hide his feelings, but all he can think about is soaking his loans in the gulf of mexico at sunset with a very handsome man named seisto. He pictures himself with seisto skipping naked down the beach holding hands and letting his manhood wave in the wind. His feelings are so strong that other people know that he longs to be with his mexican manslave.
damn your an ambiguously gay higgins.
by higgins March 23, 2005
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milky higgins

When a person attempts to drink a gallon of a milk in 1/2 an hour the result is a milky higgins. The person usually starts out the gallon of milk with very high hopes of winning money. This feeling continues until 1/2 the gallon in gone. After this point the person starts to sweat, and eventually vomits.
Bob let loose a milky higgins all over his desk at work. It was hilarious.
by higgins March 23, 2005
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warm and fuzzy higgins

The warm and fuzzy higgins is a imaginary creature that was made up by sailers in the early 1700's. It is much like the unicorn or the mermaid. It is said that the warm and fuzzy higgins will give you a warm feeling in your testicles.
"Shut up you stupid bitch, there is no such thing as a warm and fuzzy higgins." Bob said, as he reached back like a pimp and slapped Suzy.
by higgins March 25, 2005
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beeeatch

variation on bitch or biotch, a pseudonym for my boss at the Kennebunk Police Department
the Lieutenant can sit and be my beeeatch after I sue his ass
by Higgins October 29, 2003
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Mad Sick Garbage

Something really cool that you just have to say something cause you feel like it
Mad Sick Garbage!
by Higgins June 08, 2003
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