Definitions by Hi Krunch

Goymitzvah 

When a non-Jewish male wants to become Jewish, but technically can’t have a bar mitzvah, he will need to have a goymitzvah in order to convert

In order to marry my Jewish girlfriend, I must have a goymitzvah to show her I’m serious about adopting her religion.

Goymitzvah by Hi Krunch December 24, 2023

Clit-Cada 

Just like the cicadas come up every so often, so does the Clit-Cada, as man cannot predict the timing of when this creature will surface.

I came home from work, I was stressed out, and my wife’s Clit-Cada was nowhere to be found.

Clit-Cada by Hi Krunch May 18, 2021

Clitcoin 

Pussy being the most valuable currency in the world

I enjoy accumulating as much Clitcoin as I can

Clitcoin by Hi Krunch February 26, 2021

Pussanity 

Going mental from not getting enough pussy

It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid, I’m suffering from pussanity!

Pussanity by Hi Krunch January 27, 2021

Post Load Syndrome 

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

Post Load Syndrome by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021

Anus Cliteralis 

The opening to the rectum

I was with my partner and wanted to make love to her Anus Cliteralis

Anus Cliteralis by Hi Krunch January 3, 2021

Hi Krunch 

The greatest SNF team in White Mountain history

The Hi Krunch is a way of life

Hi Krunch by Hi Krunch December 27, 2020