Hi Krunch's definitions

Goymitzvah

When a non-Jewish male wants to become Jewish, but technically can’t have a bar mitzvah, he will need to have a goymitzvah in order to convert

In order to marry my Jewish girlfriend, I must have a goymitzvah to show her I’m serious about adopting her religion.

by Hi Krunch December 24, 2023

Clit-Cada

Just like the cicadas come up every so often, so does the Clit-Cada, as man cannot predict the timing of when this creature will surface.

I came home from work, I was stressed out, and my wife’s Clit-Cada was nowhere to be found.

by Hi Krunch May 18, 2021

Clitcoin

Pussy being the most valuable currency in the world

I enjoy accumulating as much Clitcoin as I can

by Hi Krunch February 26, 2021

Pussanity

Going mental from not getting enough pussy

It’s been so long since I’ve gotten laid, I’m suffering from pussanity!

by Hi Krunch January 27, 2021

Post Load Syndrome

It’s from the time a man shoots his load, until the girl is out the door.

We had sex, I came, then I immediately suffered from post load syndrome.

by Hi Krunch January 21, 2021

Anus Cliteralis

The opening to the rectum

I was with my partner and wanted to make love to her Anus Cliteralis

by Hi Krunch January 3, 2021

Hi Krunch

The greatest SNF team in White Mountain history

The Hi Krunch is a way of life

by Hi Krunch December 27, 2020