Hey man it's STIMPY's definitions

JAUNTAUM

Cajun slang for small penis.

Ben doesn't use the locker room showers after practice because he's ashamed of his Jauntaum.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 23, 2024

Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Simple Steve

Doesn't care about much and is very selfish, will borrow money and never pay it back. Usually short in stature and never works out.

I loaned John $100.00, but ill never get it back because he's a Simple Steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 10, 2020

Sticky Steven

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.

Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

C.A.M.

Can't .Aquire .Maga.

A dIe hard supporter of the DONALD who still doesn't believe he lost.

Leon needs to get over it, he's such a C.A.M. .

by Hey man it's STIMPY January 21, 2021

Creepy Coles

A middle aged man a few years from being a senior citizen. He is married but he has been in the closet since his early years. He prefers younger men and he always makes his presence known and is quite overbearing at times.

Their saying Kevin Spacey might be a Creepy Coles.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 12, 2020

bareback steveing

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.

Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 18, 2020