Jerky Johnson

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.

Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

big beauty

A rather large and overweight woman who thinks their beautiful but actually they are a 3 out of 10. Big Beauty's are very insecure and they always think people are talking about them.

Tim: Hey Brad are you taking Kaitlyn to the dance on Saturday. Brad: Hell no dude she's a Big Beauty.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 13, 2020

J.T.

J=Just T=Tiny

J.T. means Just Tiny.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 07, 2024

Sippin Steve

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.

Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

JAUNTAUM

Cajun slang for small penis.

Ben doesn't use the locker room showers after practice because he's ashamed of his Jauntaum.

by Hey man it's STIMPY April 23, 2024

Curious Johnson

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.

Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020

steve stroke

A weak sex move performed by a guy who is not good in bed.

Janet: Me and Kyle finally hooked up last night.

Sue: How was it ?
Janet: It was horrible, all he did was steve strokes.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020