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Definitions by Hey man it's STIMPY

Curious Johnson 

A penis which hasn't seen any action in months so now it is willing to insert itself in any orifice available.
Jack hasn't gotten laid in months, I'm pretty sure he has a curious Johnson now.

bareback steveing 

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.
Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.

Black Jimbo 

An African American male with a well built physique and near superhuman strength but with a brain the size of a peanut. Black Jimbo's have a hard time concentrating on basic tasks such as walking and blinking their eyes.
I asked Marcus to let me borrow a pen but he gave me ruler instead. I should have known better because he's a Black Jimbo.
Black Jimbo by Hey man it's STIMPY December 15, 2020

Jerky Johnson 

A guy who's entire existence is based off of masterbating. Jerky Johnsons are not interested in relationships or companionship because pornsites are their better half.
Tim has never had a girlfriend because he is a Jerky Johnson.
Jerky Johnson by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

Sippin Steve 

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.
Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.
Sippin Steve by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

big beauty

A rather large and overweight woman who thinks their beautiful but actually they are a 3 out of 10. Big Beauty's are very insecure and they always think people are talking about them.
Tim: Hey Brad are you taking Kaitlyn to the dance on Saturday. Brad: Hell no dude she's a Big Beauty.
big beauty by Hey man it's STIMPY December 13, 2020

Creepy Coles 

A middle aged man a few years from being a senior citizen. He is married but he has been in the closet since his early years. He prefers younger men and he always makes his presence known and is quite overbearing at times.
Their saying Kevin Spacey might be a Creepy Coles.
Creepy Coles by Hey man it's STIMPY December 12, 2020