bowling green

A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.

"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"

by hexum January 19, 2005

JJ Redick

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

by Hexum March 01, 2005

Kentucky Derby

An amazing party that consists of horse racing, gambling, beer drinking, and tit showing. One of the best parties in the country.

"Damn man, I won $500 at the Kentucky Derby this year and saw at least 80 sets of tits!"

by hexum August 01, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 19, 2005