JJ Redick

An asshole who's only basketball talent is shooting the three pointer. He is easily compared to the likes of Mark Price and Rex Chapman.

"Look at JJ Redick. He has 'DICK' in his last name, AND he sucks at basketball."

by hexum January 20, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

The best college football team in the entire freaking United State! They have won 5 National Championships in the last 25 years, a feat no other school could come close to.

"Remember when Miami won those 5 National Championships from between 1978-2004? That was the shit."

by hexum January 20, 2005

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 20, 2005

Ohio

Home of the number one rated amusement park in the entire world, Cedar Point. Also home to the disgusting Buckeyes team that pays its college athletes to compete and then tries to hide when it gets in trouble. Ohio does have some hot, farm bred girls though. Cheers to Ohio.

"I met a chick from Ohio at Cedar Point and she gave me a hummer on the Gemini."

by hexum January 20, 2005