Ass dragon

When one gives themself an everclear enema and then squirt it out while lighting it on fire.

"That guy can do a totally rad ass dragon. It's like that part in Revenge of the Nerds except a whole lot sexier."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

softboy

professional pornography featuring doughy studs to help the average home viewer "project"

i know an sb director who'd think you were pretty easy on the eyes

by herschel quintron June 20, 2005

Musicforthemorningafter

Pete Yorn's debut album. Lame people (usually chicks) listen to this the morning after they lose their virginity. The title is very poignant, especially if it's a girl who didn't get laid until she was twenty. Something about sore crotch, bloody sheets, and wuss rock all go together quite well

ps. Why is it all one word. What a douche

"Damn, put Musicforthemorning after on. I just total got nailed by some stranger who lives two floors down."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

double doggin'

Sucking a dick while eating a corndog. This can be dangerous because you might forget which is which and bite the guy's dick or dip it in mustard or something like that.

"That trannie was double doggin' me. But when she finished she stuck the corndog stick up my dick hole. Major weak sauce."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

nailgun

Sex when one or both partners have a gun held to their head by the other partner.

Nailgunnin' on a friday night, ALRIGHT!

by Herschel Quintron December 30, 2003

Star of David

When a chick lays on a Lazy Susan or some other kind of turn table and goes around in a cycle getting fucked by six dudes (usually Jewish dudes)

"I was getting a lot of kosher beef in the ol' Star of David last night. Boy howdy."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

Robot style

Covering your genitals (if not your whole body) in tin foil for sex

"Last night we were doing it robot style and I just kept screaming, 'FUCK ME, JOHHNY FIVE.' It was fucking hot."

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003