Guy 1: Hey man!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Ibqqz Cjsuiebz
Guy 2: ...what- oh. Happy Birthday with the following letters. Gotcha!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Ibqqz Cjsuiebz
Guy 2: ...what- oh. Happy Birthday with the following letters. Gotcha!
by HeroesSquad September 13, 2023

Shadow The Hedgehog is, if not, the second favourite Sonic character in the series. He's cool, edgy and most of all: BADASS!
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
He had a tragic backstory...But has made a promise to a blond girl, who had AIDS, who got shot by a soilder.
He's also has a soft spot for kittens.
Eggman: I have come to make an announcement! Shadow The Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right! He took his hedgehog dick out and said it was this BIG! And I said that's disgusting! So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow The Hedgehog, you have a small dick! Is the size of this walnuts, but way smaller! And here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points! No quills! No pillows! Look at it! Is like two balls in a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right! This is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher...I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!! How you like that, Obama?! I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DR-R-R-ROPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by HeroesSquad February 01, 2021

by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020

by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020

Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna is a 2020 anime movie about the original Digi-Destined kids growing up. It has some references to some of the other Digimon sources of the Adventure and 02 series, it also a sad movie because is the last adventure of the original Digimon series.
Guy 1: Say, why are you said?
Guy 2: That movie's ending is sad!
Guy 1: It can't be that ba-
*Sees Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna's ending and crys*
Guy 2: That movie's ending is sad!
Guy 1: It can't be that ba-
*Sees Digimon Last Evolution Kizuna's ending and crys*
by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020

Wife: Why aren't you coming in the basement?
Husband: It is so dark in there!
Wife: So?
Husband: I have achluophobia!
Husband: It is so dark in there!
Wife: So?
Husband: I have achluophobia!
by HeroesSquad March 24, 2021

Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna, or also known as Digimon: Last Evolution, is a 2020 anime movie about the original Digi-Destined kids growing up.
Although it is a nice homage (because of some references) to the original series like Digimon Adventure and Digimon 02, it has a sad ending because *crys* their Digimon vanishes! *Swipes tears* Sorry...Is just sad because is their last adventure...That movie broke me...
Although it is a nice homage (because of some references) to the original series like Digimon Adventure and Digimon 02, it has a sad ending because *crys* their Digimon vanishes! *Swipes tears* Sorry...Is just sad because is their last adventure...That movie broke me...
Guy: Oh man! As an conclusion to the original series, this should be great!
*Once at the ending*
Guy: *crys* This ending broke me! Is just so sad! No one died, but their Digi-partners vanished! I still loved Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna though...But still!
*Once at the ending*
Guy: *crys* This ending broke me! Is just so sad! No one died, but their Digi-partners vanished! I still loved Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna though...But still!
by HeroesSquad December 25, 2020
