A person who is strongly attracted to rejects, losers, deadbeats and dregs. They may have admirers who are not from the inky realms of which they date, but they go unnoticed as they do not display the necessary inadequacies.
Think Karen would give me a chance?
Nah man, you have a job and no baby mama drama- she's a rejectophile. You gotta earn your loser wings first.
Nah man, you have a job and no baby mama drama- she's a rejectophile. You gotta earn your loser wings first.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
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Get the Assworked mug.Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
by HeroHandy May 07, 2019
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Get the Pintraitor mug.Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.
Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
by HeroHandy April 24, 2019
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Get the Pube Toob mug.The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
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