19 definitions by HeroHandy
When you go down on a girl and just before she comes, slide a lubed finger in her ass to jolt her over the edge.
by HeroHandy May 04, 2019
An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
by HeroHandy May 07, 2019
by HeroHandy June 04, 2019
The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
by HeroHandy May 07, 2019
The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 07, 2019
When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.
"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"
by HeroHandy May 07, 2019
Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.
Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
by HeroHandy April 24, 2019
