HeroHandy's definitions

Hot Olivia

When a runner girl climbs on top of her man fresh off a workout and pulls off her sweaty sports bra, drenching him in boob sweat. This can be both a form of erotica or punishment, depending on the stank from the workout.

Guy: "You ready for deez nutz?"
Girl: "Only if you're ready for some Hot Olivia- let me shower first!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Dirty Barbie

A gorgeous woman whose body seems so perfect that she resembles a Barbie doll, but whose sexual nature is brazenly promiscuous and taboo.

"Too bad Jessica is a dirty barbie- she is fucking hot!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Pintraitor

A pinterest user who follows about 500 people for the same topic, but only views their own posts.

"That pintraitor is just trying to endorse their own posts! Lame!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Hot Claudia

Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.

Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."

by HeroHandy April 24, 2019

Swing set

A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.

"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"

by HeroHandy May 18, 2019

Assworked

When you go down on a girl and just before she comes, slide a lubed finger in her ass to jolt her over the edge.

Woman: "I was never into butt stuff until my man assworked me last night!"

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

smoke broker

Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.

"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019