Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
Your friend who always has a smoke you can bum when you're fiending for a drag, but you got nothin for puffin.
"Hey Carl man, can I bum a smoke?"
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
"This is my last one, dude. Go ask Jake, he's the smoke broker around here."
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
Prolonged, full contact hugs from a sexy, large breasted woman that a group of men collectively lusts for - who is also completely out of said group's league. Successful contact results in bragging rights among the group.
Me: "I scored some hot Claudia this morning!"
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
Friend: "yeah- I hung out for about 20 minutes, but I couldn't close the deal."
by HeroHandy April 25, 2019
The hero Male character in the romance novel you're currently reading. Because real men suck at romance, the book boyfriend exists to fill the void.
"Who's Gabe again?"
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
"The badtard son of a rodeo clown who has a heart of gold and a lurid past."
"And where did you meet this guy?"
"I didn't. He's my book boyfriend. "
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019
A gorgeous woman whose body seems so perfect that she resembles a Barbie doll, but whose sexual nature is brazenly promiscuous and taboo.
by HeroHandy May 08, 2019