clan clinger

An ex boyfriend or girlfriend who refuses to go away through clinging to his or her relationship with your family members (your "clan").

"Jon is a total clan clinger- I bet he tries to date your sister just to get on your nerves!"

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019

Dirty Barbie

A gorgeous woman whose body seems so perfect that she resembles a Barbie doll, but whose sexual nature is brazenly promiscuous and taboo.

"Too bad Jessica is a dirty barbie- she is fucking hot!"

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019

Quarter deck

Punishment imposed by your DI when you're a jarhead that fucked up royal. Often involving murderous sets of pushups or other calisthenics.

"Get your ass on the quarter deck and start pushing, maggot!"

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019

lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.

"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019

Pube Toob

Refers to something of topic that a pubescent boy or girl would search/watch on youtube.

"I caught Hank trying to peep some titties on pube toob last night."

by HeroHandy May 04, 2019

flash handy

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019

nosepacker

Slang for rhinal rocket - a packing used to treat severe nosebleeds. Not to be confused with nosepicker, a person who frequently needs a nosepacker from all that digging in their freaking nose.

"I need a nosepacker stat! This bleeder is severe!"

by HeroHandy May 08, 2019